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[morphinum]

alright I got a few things to say here


listen I have been nothing but fucking pleasant and ""agreeable"" and whatever to you people here but I for one am not going to sit back and fucking take red lights in the goddam sky of a CAVE honestly what bullshit is this

actually no this is not the worst of the bullshit and frankly losers when you're comparing bullshit you're in a pretty fucked up place. the Bullshit Games. what an excellent ring to it sheer fucking poetry

honestly you wormfucks have a Serious Problem with your sky because why the hell was snow falling out from fucking rocks alright rocks are not clouds. get your shit together. I cannot believe I am the one telling you asswipes to get your shit together but HONESTLY the complacency of you people makes me fucking sick. I am practically vomiting you freaks should be ashamed of yourselves. not to mention the fact that the toasters here don't even WORK PROPERLY all I wanted was some toast. some fucking toast. is that too much to ask I don't even want butter ok just some goddamn toast. slightly burned around the edges and JUST SO YOU KNOW the toaster problem is not My Fault I am a culinary fucking genius when it comes to toast my toast has a fucking toast level gradient president snow himself demands my fucking toast I am no toast plebeian and I will not settle for this

I cannot BELIEVE you all think that gods are running this place what are you twelve?? is everyone here secretly a child because I tell you what you're all acting like scared little pissbabies and I for one pride myself on an anti pissbaby policy

I did not win two shitass gladiator matches to get stuck in a cave and I will blow the roof off this place if I have to don't think I won't

SINCERELY, FUCK YOU

<3 johanna

Comments

[morphinum]

were you raised under a rock?? santa is an old fat guy who brings presents for all the boys and girls. he's all about widening the wealth gap and breaks into your house once a year and indoctrinates you into his Santa Cult so that despite all this lotsa kids fuckin worship the guy and sing him songs every year

it's absolutely barbaric

[fervence]

no in a forest

[and okay so he only sort of understands most of what you just said there johanna, even if he is sort of vaguely aware of the wealth gap thing as an issue.] why does he break into peoples houses

[morphinum]

i too was raised in a forest. under a totalitarian regime ok kid you got no leg to stand on

would you let a strange fat man with suspicious boxes into your house? absolutely not. he has to enforce The System

[fervence]

[why would you use a word like totalitarian and expect lloyd to know what it means.]

but you said he brings presents thats good right

[morphinum]

yeah but the presents are only for the rich people

not for people like me and I don't know how rich you are

[fervence]

we should give presents to each other instead then

[putting lloyd into a specific money bracket was a little... complicated. on one hand, zelos had delighted in telling lloyd that he grew up in the "boondocks", but on the other hand during his journey he'd had enough money on his person to fund the reconstruction of an entire town all on his own.]

[morphinum]

that sounds like a really nice thing to do

ugh

[fervence]

exactly!!

[nice things to do are good, right?]

[morphinum]

buddy pal I don't think you're long for this world

[fervence]

why not

[morphinum]

you're too nice

also you're pretty dumb and nice dumb people never last long

[fervence]

theres nothing wrong with being nice!!



im not dumb either

[morphinum]

nah there's one fatal flaw and that's death

see u in hell

<3

[fervence]

what does that mean

[morphinum]

I'll give you a prize if you can figure it out

[fervence]

what kind of prize

[morphinum]

who the fuck do you think I am

depends on how good you do

[fervence]

i have no idea who you are weve never met

[morphinum]

yes but I'm sure you can infer a whole lot about my rosy personality from this conversation

[fervence]

i can tell you have a lot of opinions on things

[morphinum]

shit that's the nicest first impression anyone has ever had of me

youre not wrong but you're really missing the mark

[fervence]

and i think you care about people even if you try to act like you dont

[morphinum]

oh my god are you high

[fervence]

im sitting down