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[morphinum]

alright I got a few things to say here


listen I have been nothing but fucking pleasant and ""agreeable"" and whatever to you people here but I for one am not going to sit back and fucking take red lights in the goddam sky of a CAVE honestly what bullshit is this

actually no this is not the worst of the bullshit and frankly losers when you're comparing bullshit you're in a pretty fucked up place. the Bullshit Games. what an excellent ring to it sheer fucking poetry

honestly you wormfucks have a Serious Problem with your sky because why the hell was snow falling out from fucking rocks alright rocks are not clouds. get your shit together. I cannot believe I am the one telling you asswipes to get your shit together but HONESTLY the complacency of you people makes me fucking sick. I am practically vomiting you freaks should be ashamed of yourselves. not to mention the fact that the toasters here don't even WORK PROPERLY all I wanted was some toast. some fucking toast. is that too much to ask I don't even want butter ok just some goddamn toast. slightly burned around the edges and JUST SO YOU KNOW the toaster problem is not My Fault I am a culinary fucking genius when it comes to toast my toast has a fucking toast level gradient president snow himself demands my fucking toast I am no toast plebeian and I will not settle for this

I cannot BELIEVE you all think that gods are running this place what are you twelve?? is everyone here secretly a child because I tell you what you're all acting like scared little pissbabies and I for one pride myself on an anti pissbaby policy

I did not win two shitass gladiator matches to get stuck in a cave and I will blow the roof off this place if I have to don't think I won't

SINCERELY, FUCK YOU

<3 johanna

Comments

[fervence]

exactly!!

[nice things to do are good, right?]

[morphinum]

buddy pal I don't think you're long for this world

[fervence]

why not

[morphinum]

you're too nice

also you're pretty dumb and nice dumb people never last long

[fervence]

theres nothing wrong with being nice!!



im not dumb either

[morphinum]

nah there's one fatal flaw and that's death

see u in hell

<3

[fervence]

what does that mean

[morphinum]

I'll give you a prize if you can figure it out

[fervence]

what kind of prize

[morphinum]

who the fuck do you think I am

depends on how good you do

[fervence]

i have no idea who you are weve never met

[morphinum]

yes but I'm sure you can infer a whole lot about my rosy personality from this conversation

[fervence]

i can tell you have a lot of opinions on things

[morphinum]

shit that's the nicest first impression anyone has ever had of me

youre not wrong but you're really missing the mark

[fervence]

and i think you care about people even if you try to act like you dont

[morphinum]

oh my god are you high

[fervence]

im sitting down