Aᴅᴀᴍ Pᴀʀʀɪsʜ (
unknowable) wrote in
hadriel2016-12-28 12:29 pm
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[It looks like Adam has taken one of the mopeds to pieces. There are engine bits carefully arranged around him, his hands still have traces of grease on them, and there are tools nearby. He generally doesn't use the network much, but - this seemed relevant.]
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.

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[Oh god, he hopes that's nowhere even close to the truth. He'd feel so bad. Luckily, he thinks fairies are pretty unlikely.]
Maybe there's just plastic snakes inside everything. Somehow I wouldn't be surprised.
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I don't think I want to think too hard on that, Confusion gets enough of that shit here, I think. [ a pause, and then whisper: ] Fucking plastic snakes? Ridiculous.
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[And campaign to free the fairies. It would only be fair.]
I mean, the important thing is that they work, and that the road are clear now. That should make things a little easier here.
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You don't think so?
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Do we even know how to kill them? They were dead when we all arrived here, but I don't think they've ever told us how it happened.
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They told us it was one being that killed them, that did all this destruction. They're hiding right now, licking their wounds and praying it doesn't come back before they're ready.
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[He sighs.]
But I really don't want to depend on them.
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[ which makes the whole situation further infuriating. ] And death is probably better than this bullshit.
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[Never mind that it happens all the time here, and it even happened at home. Twice.]
As long as we're alive, we might find a way out.
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A load of good it did. We'll be here until they don't need us anymore, which is never by the way, or their big, bad, nightmare friend arrives to set us free.
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[He sounds rather certain when he says:]
I think you're wrong about that.
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Thanks, Adam. Let's hope someone powerful enough sees that sign someday, then.
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I guess we've just got to hold on until the next shitty thing happens.
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Or you can take another one of these apart and see if there's a frog trapped inside. Or a fairy.
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[But it's not going to stop him from taking one apart, putting it back together, and riding around the city. He has to keep himself busy somehow.]
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