torrefied: (what i thought it was it isn't now)
mello. ([personal profile] torrefied) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-01-12 10:45 am

seventh. text.

Consider the following exercise in critical thinking, if you can tear yourselves away from gossiping about each others' love lives long enough to put some actual thought into formulating an answer:

If you had never before encountered a being like yourself before - a human, for example, or however you classify yourself - what would you most want to know about these beings? What are the most important concepts that are fundamental to your existence?
ishotyouuu: (hey don't ask me)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
eh

that kinda things not really my bag tbh

im not a huge fan of going where im not invited


[If that were true you'd never do anything, Wade.]
64th: (Default)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ she actually likes that answer, so good job, Wade ]

A good rule to live by, but there is some fun being places when you haven't been invited
ishotyouuu: (angst)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh ive been inside tons of places i havent been invited, thats no problem

being inside people when i havent been given an invitation tho

never seemed like itd be all that fun

sexually i mean


[Because no one's really asking you to stab them, are they Wade? In the literal sense, that is. Paying for sex has never been an easy thing with him, anyway. The first time he tried it--whoops-- he ended up with a steady girlfriend. When it comes to keeping emotions out of the act of bumping fuzzies, he's pretty much a failure.]
64th: (if i had a mic right now i'd drop it)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
hahhaa

it's not great from the receiving end. But sometimes you have to do what you have to you.
ishotyouuu: (let me pontificate)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-18 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
hey, i aint judgin

had a gf who was a working girl

gotta pay the bills somehow right
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. exactly.

I've tried to bargain with sex before but people seem more
ashamed about it outside of home. no one wants to be the guy who made a girl give him a blow job for a hot shower

so that's a nice change
64th: (my mother cried the day i was born)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Is there a problem?
64th: (oopise you said something super dumb)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing's happened. [ yet? ] We're just discussing.
64th: (oh little mermaid what have you done?)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
oh, honey. those aren't the details. you couldn't handle the details.
ishotyouuu: (bein' cheeky)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-27 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
no dude thats just a sampler

if i talked about the various ways i love 2 use my mouth those would b the details

ur not getting those unless u buy me dinner first tho
ishotyouuu: (flirty)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-31 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
is that a proposition

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ishotyouuu: (feelin' good)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-18 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe they were just intimidated by what u were bringing to the table ;)
64th: (035)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-19 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I do have a lot to offer, assuming the person is into women ;)
ishotyouuu: (...huh.)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-27 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe they thought there were gonna b hidden surcharges afterward

its happened 2 me before, getting an amazing service and then havin 2 pay extra

uhhh

no innuendo intended
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-28 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha

smiles are extra
ishotyouuu: (feelin' good)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
o rly?

what r ur rates if i just want a smile then?


[Smooth, Wade.]
Edited 2017-01-28 02:53 (UTC)
64th: (if i had a mic right now i'd drop it)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
First one's free, hon.
ishotyouuu: (good to see ya bro)

[personal profile] ishotyouuu 2017-01-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
giving a taste 2 new customers b4 u charge the full price huh

ur one smart businesswoman missy
64th: (Sexy; but not like we're trying to)

[personal profile] 64th 2017-01-28 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

So, want a smile?

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video

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