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[greywaren]

wheres chainsaw

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[gymnast]

Are you looking for A chainsaw, or something/someone NAMED Chainsaw?

[ Either way, Allison won't be much help but she's curious as to why someone would name their child (assuming this is a person) Chainsaw. It's a terrible name. ]

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[greywaren]

[It's an awesome name, thank you.]

why the fuck would i be looking for a chainsaw here

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[gymnast]

I don't know, maybe to use as a weapon?

[ People are weird, Ronan; don't judge her for wanting clarification. ]

[purpleknee]

You had no business being suspicious of me and my axe!

[greywaren]

are you the axe guy

[purpleknee]

Obviously I am the axe guy, chainsaw man.

[unfollowing]

[Who even is this guy.]

are you a caveman?

[greywaren]

arent we all cavemen now

[I mean, technically...]

[unfollowing]

[Goddamnit, she walked right the fuck into that.]

fair point

but like, are you looking for a specific chainsaw? a few more words could clear that up

btw there used to be a prehistoric caveman here

[She is not a nerd, shut the fuck up.]

[circumitus]

is that supposed to be a code word or nickname or something?

[greywaren]

no... its a real name

[circumitus]

weird name.
for who?

[64th]

maybe he got tired of you and ran away

[greywaren]

1. chainsaw is a girl
2. fuck you

[unknowable]

I have her. Where are you?

[greywaren]

are you ok

[ishotyouuu]

no dude its wheres SCARECROW

cmon at least get the reference right

[greywaren]

the fuck

[website]

ok, but first, what is chainsaw?

[greywaren]

a weapon you use when zombies attack

also my bird. shes gone

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[unitas]

I see that Adam has her. [ So there's no real reason to use the network except to... ]

So, when did you learn to use the phone? I thought you had a phobia. [ i-it's supposed to be teasing but you know text ]

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[greywaren]

i know how to use a fucking phone, asshoe

[fourthsaken]

you have a pet named chainsaw?

[greywaren]

its a BADASS name

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[bekommen]

left it in my other pants