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[greywaren]

wheres chainsaw

[This message brought to you by an account that's been registered for almost a year and a half but has never actually posted to the network.]

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[greywaren]

well im not in the fucking orchard with a chainsaw now am i?

[purpleknee]

pics or it didn't happen

or did happen I guess, as it would be in this case.

[why are all his earth friends stupid memey fucks]

[greywaren]

do you think i just carry a fucking camera everywhere i go?

[Spoiler alert, Ronan: you do. Phones exist.]

[purpleknee]

Oh sorry, I didn't know you were new. Your phone can take pictures and even video.

1/2

[greywaren]

holy fuck! youre right! thank you for bestowing your wisdom and shit upon me!

[greywaren]

ive been here longer than anyone, dipshit

[purpleknee]

[WOW RUDE]

THE YOU KNOW YOU DO IN FACT HAVE A CAMERA WITH YOU

[greywaren]

its not like i go around using it

[So it's perfectly excusable that he definitely forgot about having one on him.]

[purpleknee]

Well you're fully capable of using it now, aren't you? Go on.

[greywaren]

im going to send you a picture of my dick if you dont stop being a fuckhead

[purpleknee]

Why would you ever

[greywaren]

you set yourself up for it dude

like really badly

[purpleknee]

I still don't understand you people. Save it for someone actually interested if you're that close to taking pictures of your dick all the time.

[greywaren]

for fucks sake do i have to explain why it would be funny

nevermind

fuck you

[purpleknee]

[Warrick wonders briefly if this conversation is illegal and if the cave has cave jail. But mostly he wonders what the fuck is wrong with people.]

Back to actually important things, what do you think you need a chainsaw for?

[greywaren]

[There are a lot of things wrong with Ronan, tbh.]

i dont need a chainsaw

[purpleknee]

Oh boy even if you sent me a picture of your face it would be a dick huh?

[what good is this heart substitute if you're still going to be a child, warrick]

[greywaren]

did you change the subject just to change it back? for fucks sake

[purpleknee]

You're the one not cooperating with the subject change!

[greywaren]

chainsaw is a bird you dumbfuck

[purpleknee]

Okay HOW am I supposed to know that?

Wait why would you named a bird Chainsaw? That's a ridiculous name for a bird.

[greywaren]

its a badass name

especially for a bird

go fuck yourself