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Hey! Guys! Did you know there are demons here?

[hey look it's connor with the best/worst sarcastic message for you today. many posts lately have been about demons and justifiably so but connor is a shitposter and he's back so hang on or hang up on him. (that's the better option lets all be honest with ourselves)]

Since we're all smart people who definitely aren't going outside to get possessed or die on the network -- seriously, please, stop doing that -- I figured we should at least pick a game to pass the time. You know, like being on a long road trip and playing "I Spy" or some shit.

[he starts to say something else but apparently thinks better of it, because he smiles instead and reconsiders his words]

No, actually, first - a bunch of you guys are sleeping together, right? But who isn't? The lack of having an app to prove we're all cute, single, available people is clearly an oversight. (Really, pong before tindr? Also, calling it now: please, spelunkr, make it happen.) Discuss among yourselves.

[but oh right the game he seems to only remember now that's where he started, and he's maybe a little tipsy but wouldnt you be if THERE WERE DEMONS and people were doing dumb things like getting almost killed or worse on the network]

Oh, yeah, the game. Hot or Not. Post a picture of yourself and other people rate it for hotness. Honestly I'm not even going to care if you post a picture of someone not yourself. Have at it, kids.

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Know that it causes me great pain to have to be this guy, but...

Dude. Priorities.

[Also the lack of a dating app may or may not be less of an oversight and more intentional.]

Okay, but consider if we're all sitting around posting dumb pics in our homes we're not wandering the streets trying to get laid by a desire demon and honestly I feel like this is shitposting for the greater good.

[#lawyered]

Hey, I'm all about shitposting; I just don't think this particular method of distraction is, you know, the best one right now.

[For all sorts of reasons.]

But I mean, I guess if it keeps you from getting possessed, sure.

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So ignore if its that much of a problem to you.

[look at how much happiness it's bringing cashmere and connor :') ]

[He sees that, and as much as he thinks this is ridiculous he can't be too annoyed by it considering how amused so many people seem to be.]

Too late, I'm invested now. Also don't have anything to do since, you know, demons outside.

[A pause.]

But I'm totally not coding a dating app. You'll have to ask Rhys for that.

[Please do it in public because Chris would love to see Rhys' reaction, even if Chris thinks it's definitely for the best if there is never a Hadriel tinder.]

Now that you're invested, post a pic.

[duly noted about rhys tho!!]

[Chris just gives him a flat look.]

Uh, no. I'm not, you know, one of the single available people.

[And he may or may not still be super pleased by the fact that he can say that.]

Oh yeah? You are you seeing?

My um, girlfriend from home.

[It's a little more complicated a story than that, but whatever. He hesitates just a moment before continuing.]

She's not here right now, though, she uh... Disappeared a few months ago.

And now you've gotta figure out what to do without her.

[ha ha ha he doesn't understand that situation At All. Nope. Not even a bit.]

[He shrugs a little, glancing off to the side.]

I guess. I mean, um... I've gotten used to her being gone, and it's probably better if she's not here, so...

[So he's dealing as well as he can be. But he didn't mean to make this conversation depressing, and so--]

But uh, yeah. Having a girlfriend means I guess I'll just have to sit back and judge all of you instead of participating. It's a tough job, but it's the one I've been given.

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[ literally it is just video of Cashmere pouting at the camera. ]

Come on. What's the worst that could happen?

Just how sarcastically do you want me to answer this?

[He's grinning a little as he says it, but he totally has different levels of answer ready.]

[ she smirks back at him. ]

I'll take the full sarcasm.

Okay, well, I think endless shame and regret are probably pretty big issues. Also, how do you know this wasn't posted by a demon trying to hook up with people under the guise of someone trying to keep people from hooking up with demons?

[The first part is semi-serious, but the second is the promised full sarcasm.]

[ she makes a show of rolling her eyes dramatically. be more fun, Chris! play hot or not! but luckily she will also accept pretend bickering. ]

Number one, no one would be shamed or regretful of sleeping with me. Secondly, if he was a demon trying to hook up with people he would sleep with me but since he won't there's clearly no way he could be a demon. [ she shrugs at him. ]

Even you can't argue with that solid logic. [ what solid logic??? ]

[HE REFUSES mostly because he's an awkward nerd.]

Well, maybe not from sleeping with you, but who knows what other weird hookups might happen. Also you know, the shame and regret might be on your end.

[He's being a good friend and looking out for her best interests. Sort of. That just happens to overlap with making his point.

Cashmere's next comment though gets a laugh, and he shakes his head. He could totally argue still--not surprisingly--but it's a lot more fun to go along with that.]

Okay, you might have me on that one.

[ okay FINE she concedes that there are some mistakes she could make that she would be at least a little regretful of. he gets to be right about this one.

she grins when he laughs. ]

I guess we're both right then. Lucky us. Maybe you should play the game to celebrate.