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hadriel2016-02-01 08:17 pm
werewolfing) wrote in hadriel2016-02-01 08:17 pm
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So, word on the street from everyone's favorite whiny god is that if we form a group to fight off the monsters when the Door opens instead of making him chase them around, we all get prizes. Or something. You know how these guys are.
Anyway, I'm not a fighter, but I bet there's a bunch of you who are real good at killing things. Maybe you should form a club. I'll provide cookies if I can get my roommate to teach me how to make em.
Anyway, I'm not a fighter, but I bet there's a bunch of you who are real good at killing things. Maybe you should form a club. I'll provide cookies if I can get my roommate to teach me how to make em.
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YOU MAKE US FUCKIN SNICKERDOODLES OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER AND WE GO OUT AND KILL MONSTERS FOR A GOD THAT CANT GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER
BECAUSE FUCKIN COOKIES AND A COUPLE OF SHITTY DOOR PRIZES ARE TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE UP FOR SOMETHING BIG AND NASTY WEARIN YOUR GUTS LIKE A HAT
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also, nobody's twisting your arm for door prizes and snickerdoodles. somebody's gotta get shit together, though, because that god who can't stop whining for five seconds is the only thing standing between us and starvation, and i'm kinda into eating on the regular.
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BULLSHIT ON THE ONLY GOD THING. THE OTHER ONES HAVE TO BE JUST AS FUCKIN INVESTED IN US LIVING BECAUSE IF WE DIE, THEY DONT EAT EITHER. OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT THEY DO WITH US, I DONT FUCKIN KNOW HOW IT WORKS
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they should be, but we have no evidence that they are, at very least in terms of feeding us. i think their grip on the concept of mortality is pretty shit, actually, and they get a new crop of snacks through the door on a regular basis.
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I AINT GOT A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE DOING TAKING OUT A FEW MONSTERS, BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MOOCHING OFF OUR FUCKIN MISERY AND THEN TURNIN AROUND AND SAYING THAT WE'RE ASKIN FOR TOO MUCH BECAUSE WE WANT TO NOT DIE OF FUCKIN STARVING
SO IF THEY AINT TOO GOOD AT GETTIN THE CONCEPT, MAYBE WE NEED TO TEACH THE LESSON DIFFERENT, IF YOU GET ME
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the whiny one who feeds us mooches off our hope, so he's probably pretty hungry most of the time because lemme tell you he couldn't even give a fuck about the art of emotional manipulation, unlike his friends. the ones who mooch off our misery and anger keep their mouths shut and just do shit. smart.
i get you, but i don't get how you think you'd get to them.
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BUT I AINT TOO SURE THAT THE WHINY ASSHOLE'S AS STUPID AS HE ACTS. THAT LAST ROUND OF BULLSHIT, WITH THE COFFINS? EVERYBODY GOT A LITTLE FUCKIN SOMETHING OUT OF THAT, AND ID BE REAL FUCKIN SURPRISED IF IT WERENT PLANNED LIKE THAT
SO ILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN IVE FUCKIN FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET TO ALL OF EM
[If it exists, Gren will try to punch it.]
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but the whiny one always gets the short end of the stick, because it's way harder to make people have good feelings than bad ones. he's practically feeding rage for free just by talking.
your answer isn't punching, is it? because i don't think you can punch a god.
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[GREN NO.]
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BUT YOU AINT FUCKIN WRONG
[He will 100% do whatever the fuck he wants, poor life choice or not.]
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just don't lose your other arm i hear they're pretty handy to have.
[he's not sorry for that terrible, terrible pun.]
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what else would it be
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if you find out what it is let me know
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