second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

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[pocketspa]

Mmmm, I dunno. Makeup's lookin' a little vintage.

[Which is like, a Look, but maybe not his look.]

Good facial structure but I'unno if you know how to really go for it. Six and a half.

[restinglichface]

Harsh, 'Ko. She's at least a seven. Little young looking still, but she'll grow into her looks. Total smash.

[outofthefire]

I'm from 1989. Most people from Earth are from at least 2000.

And thank you, Lup. I knew I could count on you.

But what to do to improve my score even more. . . hah, I know!

[she sits the phone down and there's some rustling in the background. when she comes back, she's wearing (NSFW link) this. she strikes a pose]

How 'bout that?

[pocketspa]

Oh, shit, you are not fucking around on this one. Also, where did you get that.

[Not because he wants one or anything. Okay, yes, because he wants one.]

[restinglichface]

Someone's sure eager to win. Funny how quickly folks' clothes just fall off around us, huh, Taako?

[They didn't even have to ask this time!]

[outofthefire]

I got lucky at the shops one day. [and read into that what you want]

I didn't get to be the hottest girl in Twin Peaks by accident. It was hard [she winks] work.

[Laura never needs an excuse to take her clothes off]

[pocketspa]

Listen, people see us and they're like, oh shit, how do I pay tribute to that. And here we are.

[Like, holy shit, honestly.]

Alright, alright, you can take Lup's seven. Room for improvement but uh, not bad.

[restinglichface]

Being choice as hell comes naturally for us, but looking this good comes with a lot of expectations. Tons of folks wanting to worship at our feet and all.

[Lup absolutely shoots a pair of fingerguns Laura's way.]

See? I got your back, sis.