second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[restinglichface]

C'mon, Taako. He's got such a cute, puppy dog kinda look going on.

Makes you wanna pinch his cheeks. [a beat] Or sit on his face. Either or.

[braveoff]

[ Puppy dog? Really? That's not something Drake's gotten before. But he does in fact lift, and is seeing that others are being required to strip for their max possible scores... well, it's not like he minds. So with a little smirk at Lup's comment the phone is getting propped up against something and off comes the henley. He's not the most defined guy in this post abs-wise, but those are some lovely arms. ]

You wanna see much else, I'm gonna have to ask permission.

[pocketspa]

Babe, if this is your criteria for face-sitting, we have got to get you some glasses.

[But he does oblige Drake with a wolf whistle when he peels off his shirt, pressing his pointer finger to his lips.]

Ooh, alright, alright, now I got somethin' to work with. I mean, strong jawline, hair isn't the best but we can work on that. Mmmm, gonna say a decent seven. Maybe seven and a half. He's good, but he doesn't wow me, y'know?

[restinglichface]

[She nudges her brother in the side at his whistle, gesturing down at the screen in front of them towards Drake. Friends pretty much get free reign to see one another shirtless all the time, so it's a sight she's totally seen before, but that doesn't mean Lup won't take the time to appreciate it, alright.

Let her live.]

See? I friggin' told you. Those biceps are pure magic. You're crazy to give him anything less than an eight.

[braveoff]

[ Okay, that free reign on shirtlessness rule isn't one Drake knew about, but does sort of apply to his life so. He'll roll with it. And take the whistle and seven, until Lup chimes in. ]

Listen to your sister, she's gotten up close and personal. For... things besides sticking spoons up my nose.

[ He hasn't forgotten that, bro. ]

[pocketspa]

Hey, you were a stranger in my house, I was within my rights.

[No, no you weren't, Taako.]

Besides, anyone can have muscles, that's basic stuff! To get to be a ten you need the whole package. Face, hair, the works. I can find a pair of biceps anywhere.

[restinglichface]

To be fair, Taako only sticking something up your nose is pretty good for his track record. You got lucky this time, Drake.

[Keep far away from that umbrella.]

And all of his hotness just isn't coming through on camera, alright. We really need to add a hands-on portion to the judging.