second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

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[closerift]

[ Oh, hell yeah. Cecily is All About This. ]

I hope you aren't being given a hard time when you're so clearly doing our humble city an enormous favor.

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[pocketspa]

[HELL YES]

Ugh, so much. Look at us. Giving away all this incredible stuff for free and getting nothing for it except a number of dude's sweet abs. What a shame.

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[restinglichface]

[That's their girl!!]

Honestly. All the folks complainin' are clearly just trying to deal with the devastating news they've just been given.

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[closerift]

Mind sharing the name of the "dude" with the "sweet abs?" Sharing is caring, as they say.

[ LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF THEM, TAAKO ]

They just don't appreciate your eye for aesthetic, apparently.

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[pocketspa]

How could I honestly pick one? Scroll on up and check out Natey boy. Hell, most of these are open access.

[Feast your eyes, girl. He doesn't get to touch most of them, either.]

And look, sometimes, people? Are wrong. But not us. We're professionals.

[restinglichface]

Got our degree an' everythin'.

Considerin' Taako's been drooling over every single dude who's phoned in so far, just scroll up and take a peek in on any of 'em. Though Nate and Rhy are probs my top favs of the day.

[closerift]

You're both wonderful. [ If friends can't ogle other people together, then are they really friends? ] If I can figure out how to browse the other responses, then I'll let you know my thoughts.

[ It's been two and a half years and she still can't totally get this tech. Someone please help Grandma. ]

[pocketspa]

Dude, if you can't, just hit us up. We've got it all.

[The twins' phone storage will soon be full of memes and shirtless dudes. It's kind of a win/win system tbqh.]

Also, totally not drooling. Just appreciating the delectable package that's been laid out for me, thanks.

[restinglichface]

Sweetie, do you need a phone tutorial or what? Y'know, Taako and I actually like you enough to hook you up and shit.

Just don't tell other folks. We got a rep to protect.

[closerift]

I've got it. [ More or less. ] But then someone here will add some new smart feature, and I've got to work it out all over again. Getting the hang of the washer was difficult enough, back then.

[ Did she flood their apartment at some point? Totally. ]

[pocketspa]

[He snorts, but for once, not unkindly. He does remember the first day he made it in, after all, in which he lit the microwave on fire and Magnus drank laundry soap. It's so much. It's just all so much.]

Seriously babe, you need a tech update, give us a ring. We've got this stuff on lock. Nothin' we can't figure out with a lil experimenting.

[restinglichface]

We got you, boo.

[Have a kiss blown your way, Cec. Take the knowledge that the twins actually like you and keep it close. If this gets out, they'll deny it.]