second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[abbatis]

[Well dang. Normally Edgar is everything but into these things but they sure makes it sound interesting.]

What do you take as payment? As far as I know we don't use money here.

[restinglichface]

Favors.

We'll get in you good with some of our premo services and in return, you can do a few errands for us. Just. Chores. Really small shit, honestly. Seems like a crazy good deal to me.

[pocketspa]

Oh yeah, easy peasy stuff. We help you out, you just owe us a little. We'll even keep track of all the books n' stuff. You're really getting the good end of the deal here.

[He isn't grinning too full at all, noooo.]

[abbatis]

For some reason I am not reassured at all by the "easy peasy stuff." Maybe I'm terribly disfigured old man with no legs. Wouldn't it be too harsh to ask me run errands for you when I can barely show myself in the daylight.

[restinglichface]

We aren't askin' for a thing, thug. This isn't you doin' a favor for us. This is us doin' you a favor.

Our services don't come free, and honestly, our askin' price is way lower than the value you'd get. But in the end, it's all up to you. We've got better things to be doin' than convincing dudes they need our help.

[pocketspa]

Hey, man, we're willing to work with your physical biz, if you don't have legs or like can't wander around without a paper bag on your head, whatevs. I'm just sayin'. You want the primo package, you pay the value. And we are valuable.

[abbatis]

so you two won't a budge a bit, huh? i'd like to just point out that this is all your idea not mine.

what all would this 'make over' entail then? can you fix my awful deformities along crooked teeth and make me look young and charming?

[restinglichface]

Yeah, but our ideas are all fuckin' stellar, so what's your point?

[C'mon, gonna have to try harder than that.]

Easy. Doesn't even sound like a proper challenge, right, Taako? We could fix all that up in our sleep.

[pocketspa]

[He snorts.]

Uh, yeah? We have magic, my dude. Also, my whole thing is transmutation. You want me to fix a face, I got all the expertise in the world.