second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[barold]

[Taako pretends to gag, and Barry almost backs out of the joke when Lup just straight up punches her brother in the face, leaving only the short-haired twin on screen. Barry's eyes widen, first with shock, then with concern - but Taako's plight is quickly forgotten as Lup gives him an appraising look and her score.]

W-Well. Th'lady has spoken.

[He's all red now, shyly chuckling, his blushing skin standing out against the blue denim covering him.] That averages out t'what, a six point five? Round that up, get an average of seven? Not too shabby.

[pocketspa]

[Taako goes flying out of frame with a shriek, hitting the ground nearby with an uncoordinated whump. But it's not long before he's heard again, starting offscreen but quickly moving back into frame.]

What the fuck, Lup! You rate Krav a fuckin' three and I make one joke and you try to fuckin' kill me??

[He glares back towards the camera at Barry for a moment.]

Don't you round up over there!

[And then back to Lup--]

You've been calling me biased all night for seeing hot guys but you'll get all over Barry. You know what this is? This is homophobia.

[restinglichface]

[Taako shoves his way back into frame and Lup bumps his shoulder with her own, that dopey, lovestruck gaze of hers never once leaving Barry.]

I know it's in your blood, but hit the pause on bein' a giant diva for like two seconds, Taako, and let a gal appreciate the view. It's pretty damn good.

[LEAVE HER TAAKO. Let Lup flirt with her husband in peace!!!]

[barold]

[Is it weird that he's kinda into his wife objectifying him like this??

Probably.

Doesn't stop Barry from striking a few sheepish poses for her. It's like Taako isn't even there, shrieking with indignation.]

I mean, even roundin' down, a six isn't too bad either. I'll take above average, gotta be honest with ya. [Then he flexes. ;)]

[pocketspa]

You're damn right it's in my blood, you are silencing me, this is illegal.

[He rolls his eyes, though, and crosses his arms in a huff. Fine. Let these complete idiots do their whatever the fuck. Look how charitable he is.]

[restinglichface]

Your whole everything is above average from where I'm standin', stud.

[Bless Taako's charitable nature, because Lup is one hundred percent ignoring him in favor of flirting with her husband. Thanks.]

So - [Her tone dips down to something more private, even if Taako's right there, standing right at her side and totally able to hear every word.] Whatcha doin' after this? Wanna meet up an', uh, hang or somethin'?

[barold]

[Gosh, he's turning red all over from Lup's unabashed attention. All the way down his exposed chest and belly, just a streak of red against the bright blue denim.

Sorry, Taako. Although, Barry doesn't look very sorry as he stands there, flirting with his wife.]

Y-Yeah, uh... I mean, if y'got th'time. I'm pretty sure my schedule's open to uh... hang or somethin'.

[Then he winks. A big, dumb, goofy wink. Sorry, Taako.]

[pocketspa]

[Taako just gives Lup a look that very clearly says 'really, in front of my salad?' before he tightens in on himself, like he's trying to pretend Very Hard this isn't happening and also not to say terrible things. You two are so lucky he loves you, because he would do this for NO one else by far.

Just take it to DMs before someone whips out a dick, or Taako will protest louder than he ever has.]