second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[so_dark_a_road]

[ Why not? -- she brought Taako's boner into it! Curufin says nothing, but you'll definitely hear a snerk. ]

[pocketspa]

[Yeah sorry was there a third person here literally at all??? It's Twin Fight Time, folks.]

A nine isn't the highest! I'm just saying! You rated Sam a fuckin eight and he's 50% forehead and 50% wrinkle! Sorry your ideal body type is a dadbod, but it's wrong.

[restinglichface]

You gave out like twenty-five tens in under five minutes! Don't friggin' try an' wiggle outta that one, son.

I've got your number and it's a Taako-needs-to-keep-his-raging-hard-on-in-check.

[so_dark_a_road]

[ Curufin is laughing aloud, now. FIGHT, TWINS, FIGHT!!! ]

[pocketspa]

I gave out like three, all of which you agreed to. If I wanna tell dudes how how hot they are, I'm allowed. Just like you're allowed input, even if it's wrong sometimes.

[Oh it's happening buddy.]

[restinglichface]

The only thing wrong in this whole equation is your total bias for any Joe with muscles who'll take his shirt off for you! And like, sure, it was fun in the beginning, but we've got a rep to keep up here!

[so_dark_a_road]

Hey, I'm not just any Joe with muscles! [ But he's still laughing. And posing. ]

[pocketspa]

[He groans, obviously giving in to his sister's prodding.]

Uuuuugh, fine! Give him a new score! Gods, can't let me have one thing in this fuckin' city.

[so_dark_a_road]

[ Curufin is still smiling, and his dark gray eyes are sparkling. He casually hooks his thumbs in the pockets of his SKIN-TIGHT DENIM JEANS and casually shifts his weight to his left foot. This has the effect of not only emphasizing the broad shoulders and the denim but also. . . erm . . . the front of those denim jeans. . . ]

Sure you want to change my score, Lup? [ Bright and cheerful. ] Taako?

[restinglichface]

[.......]

Yeah no, nine is fine.

[pocketspa]

[Lup speaks, and Taako just slams his hands down, palms flat on the table in front of them, before pushing himself up and walking clear out of their bedroom. The door can even be heard slamming as he leaves.

Done. Gone. Actually, fuck this! BYE]