second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[restinglichface]

[Someone's totally stacked on charm, huh. Lup's smile sharpens beneath the compliment, almost as if she's baring her teeth.] Layin' it on a little thick, but true. We are both taken. By total studs, obvs, but points for the flattery.

[Thick or not, the twins are eating it up, let's be honest.]

Oh, abso-fuckin'-lutely. No one's more talented in the kitchen than us. [Lup slings an arm around her twin's neck, dragging him close.] Though like Koko said, we don't just share our talents for free. But if you wanna run some errands for us, we'll make it a real life-changin' experience.

[Come and serve them, Vax. Forget the Raven Queen, look at these bomb ass elves...]

Oh fuck, that one was nuts. But what about hot prince who tried giving us his whole kingdom just for a night with us? Total classic.

[othlir]

Koko? [ He's not going to make a thing of it now, but you best believe Vax is going to remember that. There's a laugh, and a grin. ] I'll admit, you've piqued my interest, a bit. It's been a while since I've had a decently-cooked meal. I mean, I can cook for myself, but nothing super fancy.

Tell you what: if I can bring a guest, you've got a deal. Is there anything in specific I should pick up?

[ On the one hand: a little bit surprised with himself for agreeing to this. On the other: they're fun, and he wants his sister to meet them. Little does he know. Besides, who would turn down a home-cooked meal? ]

Hmm. [ Tentacle god? Makes him think of Beholders; it wouldn't be unreasonable for some of the less intelligent creatures to worship one in such a way. A grin quirks his lips, though— ] I dunno, an entire kingdom for a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am seems a bit much. Have you ever run into an archfey before? They are freaky sons of bitches.

[pocketspa]

Hey, you wanna get on the familiar nicknames train, you owe us a 64 page sibling application, buddy.

[Only Lup gets to call him that. Like he can tease her with Lulu. It's important.]

But uh, fine fine, plus one, I can hang with that. We'll send you a list.

[It's going to be so picky. Good luck, buddy. In the meantime, there's danger dick measuring contests to be had.]

Ohmygod, you do not fuck with fae shit, my man. Unless you're real keen on getting your heart clawed outta your chest, which I mean, I don't know your life. That's basically a demon deal with added glitter.

[restinglichface]

You'll also have to dye your hair. We've kinda got a whole look going. You wanna be part of our brand, you've gotta shape up to fit what we've been puttin' out for centuries.

[The conversation shifts, from dinner favors to a guest list to danger and Lup's grin bunches up to the right almost immediately, eyes dancing in excitement. Archfey's, huh? Count this elf very interested.]

You into that kinda shit, my guy? Fucking with fae? Dancing with demons? Give us your worst.