second spell [video]

[pocketspa]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

Comments

[restinglichface]

Someone sure sounds cranky. Tell your bee-eff to cool himself off before he hurts himself.

[Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Carlisle.]

And don't even worry about it. Taako an' I associate with a ton of different folks, all different sizes, colors, an' sexes. Little bit of everythin'. You really aren't that usual where we're from. In fact, you'd probs fit in just fine.

[Let's be honest. A bomb-ass elemental would be a sweet addition to their little battle crew...]

And for sure, we're taken, but we can still party down hard. Just come alone. No sourpusses allowed.

[tongueamok]

[If the sound of his voice getting quieter is any indication, he's storming off like a mature adult.]

I refuse to listen to this nonsense any longer, Glacius. There is work to be done.

[Yep. A+ husband material right there.]

[glacius]

[Ah, whoops. That did veer into heavier teasing at his partner's expense than Glacius had anticipated... or desired, if he's being honest. He looks after Carlisle, surprised and worried by his storming off, then back to the feed.] —I should go after him. I know we are all getting to know each other, and that he was the one who first responded to your post, but if you could perhaps be a little gentler until we are one more familiar terms... his own life has been a long one filled with more derision than he deserves.

[He doesn't need more of it, is what the ice alien is trying to say—no one does. He's very much a creature that just wishes everyone to get along; his enduring desire for peace is something that the twins honestly might find a little boring. Still, he doesn't want to leave this on a sour note.] It was good to meet you though, Taako, and good to catch up with you, Lup. I would like to take you both up on your offer sometime. I'll leave a note on one of your devices at some point so you know how to reach me... does that sound alright?

[pocketspa]

[He rolls his eyes a bit, but doesn't push it. Fine, fine, softie under all that. Taako doesn't apologize or suck up to people, so if Carlisle wants anything out of him, it'll have to be him doing the apologies.]

Whatever's good for you, my man. We'll pencil you in.

[All in all, they could still get something from this.]

[restinglichface]

[Lup is, of course, the same way. There's no getting apologies out of these twins.]

Always great catching up with you, thug. Give us a ring anytime and we are so down to clown.