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[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

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[cashlin]

really real blood
we got all sorts of types on pandora

[pighead]

bad. ass.

pandora sounds cool

[cashlin]

if you're badass enough to last longer than a couple days? yep, it is pretty cool.

[pighead]

oh im definitely not but still. badass.

man who was talking about pandora? the pong guy?

[cashlin]

['pong guy' takes a second, but.

yep.

rhys.]

yeah, pong guy's from my universe. I doubt Rhys has ever set foot on Pandora tho, all those corporate guys work somewhere far far away from all the guns they sell

[pighead]

is there like a limited quantity of cool and you got all of it and he got none?

[cashlin]

he tucks his tie into his pants.

draw your own conclusions, buddy.

[pighead]

thats sad

im sad for him

[cashlin]

im not, he brought it upon himself. ties dont tuck themselves dude

[pighead]

yeah but you gotta be in a pretty dark place before you start tucking your tie

maybe someone should get him some help

oh hey totally unrelated but do they have what not to wear on pandora

[cashlin]

are you volunteering??? [smiley face emoji. you're welcome josh]

I havent heard of that show, but it sounds like something he should be on.

[pighead]

yeah totally im a great and helpful person whos super good at that stuff

[cashlin]

im a vault hunter not a fashion consultant, don't look at me

[pighead]

whats a vault hunter

[cashlin]

[you're making this hangover so much more pleasant, josh.]

there's all sorts of stories about alien treasure on pandora. they say it's all kept inside something called a vault. everybody dreams about what's in the vault, but only vault hunters like me actually go out looking for it.

[pighead]

[Josh is super good at making things pleasant.]

oh man that sounds awesome but

spoiler: the real vault treasure is the friends you make along the way

ok for real 1/2

[cashlin]

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[cashlin]

ok maybe but 1. i didnt get a pile of expensive alien guns 2. thats NOT THE POINT

[pighead]

if theres anything saturday morning cartoons have taught me its that that was definitely the point

nah man im just messin with ya im sure alien guns wouldve been way better

[cashlin]

SO MUCH BETTER we almost died

i did get a good team out of it but wow i would have liked money and guns

[pighead]

uhh i guess you could sell your friends??

[cashlin]

selling your friends is usually frowned upon

[pighead]

even on your weird space world? man thats lame

[cashlin]

you know what they say about honor amongst thieves. we're pretty chill with theft, murder, arson, jaywalking, whatever, but a snitch is a snitch no matter what world youre on.

[pighead]

fair enough

gotta keep a few friends around to bail you out anyway