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Hey, all you heavenly angels and cocky asshats! Consider this your very first public service announcement on behalf of everyone's favorite pirate cook, Sanji.

[There he is, blowing cigarette smoke at his phone's camera with that shit-eating grin. All is well, or so it seems.]

I need food wrapping paper and air-tight containers. A shit ton of them.

Each and every lovely lady who has the generosity to go out of her way and deliver some to me will go home with any dish her heart desires so long as I have the ingredients! You other bastards can just be grateful knowing you might not actually starve later.

[He wiggles his fingers in a rather silly goodbye gesture.]

Ciao!

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[Ah. Him.]

Anyone actually taken you up on your generous offer?

Miss Carolina!

[He never forgets a woman's name. Sorry.]

So far, I have to thank a generous old man and some bizarre humanoid starburst! But I'd feel a hundred times better if only I had the opportunity to show my gratitude to you!

[But he forgets that there should be no miss.]

You already said thanks.

[More or less. She really doesn't require anything further. Rather, it was that idle curiosity that prompted her.]

What's a humanoid starburst though?

[Would she prefer Lady? Flower? Swan? Angel?]

I don't know either, but apparently it's very loud, pink, friendly, and incapable of feeling insulted.

[Her name. Carolina. It is fairly easy to say.

But wait-]

Dressed in armour?

[It's too easy! Not reverent enough!!]

Yeah, actually. Almost as pink as the silicone covers he brought over.

[Unless he wants her to reverently punch him in the nose...]

That would be Donut- Franklin Donut.

[I mean, that could be nice too...]

Its name is Donut? [Sanji thinks back to Smoothie and Oven and Pudding. He sighs dramatically.] That's unfortunate.

Last name, which he goes by.

[Although whether that is a choice or not... Tucker, Church, Caboose... They all are addressed by their last names. Carolina's more or less disassociated herself with her last name, and sticks with her Freelancer designation of Carolina.]

Plus side. You've likely made a friend for life. Enjoy.

[Aw, damn. If she's referring to Donut as "he" and seems to know the guy well enough, then Sanji should probably start dealing with him the same way. Yay, friendship.]

Well, if he keeps making discoveries like the one he made today, I guess I can put in the effort to house train him.

[A friend of a friend? An acquaintance? Carolina certainly didn't set out to be his friend (not that she set out to be any of their friends) and he is in Red base...]

Don't give him anything that can be used to start a fire. Ever. No candles. No lighters or matches.

[Instantly:] Not allowed in the kitchen. Got it.

Or near water.

[Because yes, water.]

...We're on an island.

[He's not arguing. He's just sayin'.]

That we are.

[And they were at a water park, and he still burnt it down.]

Enjoy.

[It is slowly dawning on him that "house training" Donut is going to require more bribing than actual taming. Sanji has extensive experience with this, but that also means he's well aware of what a fruitless effort it is long term.

Sigh and bother.]

There's no way I'd enjoy playing babysitter for some shitty guy. Be sure you visit to liven my spirits!

Edited 2018-11-24 22:54 (UTC)