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[deviledlegs]

Hey, all you heavenly angels and cocky asshats! Consider this your very first public service announcement on behalf of everyone's favorite pirate cook, Sanji.

[There he is, blowing cigarette smoke at his phone's camera with that shit-eating grin. All is well, or so it seems.]

I need food wrapping paper and air-tight containers. A shit ton of them.

Each and every lovely lady who has the generosity to go out of her way and deliver some to me will go home with any dish her heart desires so long as I have the ingredients! You other bastards can just be grateful knowing you might not actually starve later.

[He wiggles his fingers in a rather silly goodbye gesture.]

Ciao!

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[pocketspa]

Oh, so it has to be girls, huh? Bet I could get you to not know the diff.

[There he is, big ol' grin, the bastard man.]

I see you didn't mince your face, good job.

[deviledlegs]

[It doesn't have to only be girls. He'll gladly accept supplies from anyone. He'll only reward girls.

Before he takes it upon himself to explain this, however, something a great deal more important must be addressed.]

My mellorine detector has never been wrong! I accept your challenge!

[Im. Port. Ant.]

[pocketspa]

You wanna bet on it?

[He looks so smug, because he already knows the exact plan here.]

I'll turn up, even bring you what you asked for. But you can't beat magic, baby. I'll be as pretty as any girl you've ever seen.

[He has no idea if Sanji has spoken to Lup or not, but he's about to flex that twin sister prank benefit hard.]

[deviledlegs]

[Sanji has, in fact, danced a lovely evening away with Lup! Of course, he then pounded back a mystery cocktail of her creation which left the entire event a bit hazy in his mind.

Have fun, dude.]

I can tell the difference! I can always tell the difference! Bet anything you want!

[pocketspa]

[Yup, that sounds like Lup. She's great.]

I'll take whatever you offer to cook me as payment. Also a cake. See you in a bit, hm?

[He's gonna grab her right after this and run this con.]

[deviledlegs]

[He'll definitely have some trouble finding all the ingredients required for a cake, but... He's confident enough not to worry about that yet.]

Don't forget to leave the containers after I disappoint you!

[pocketspa]

[He just winks, giving him a big ol' grin.]

I'll remember it for things I don't need. See ya.