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Peter Parker ([personal profile] itsnotaonesie) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2019-01-21 09:41 pm

VOICE ; forward dated to the 23rd, late evening

Hey everyone, this is Peter. I'm, uh... Just lemmie-- Okay, I'm gonna preface this with "I'm fine", which... probably still sounds concerning to anyone who knows me. Uh, with good reason, but I promise that I really am fine.

Okay? Okay.

So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!

Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.

Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.

[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-01-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's cool.

[she waits for him to show her the wound and it's a doozy. these creatures were not fucking around. anyone else, she'd insist on magicing it healed, but she knows that he heals real fast]

Could be worse. If it was anybody but you, I'd insist on the whole magic healing thing or stitches if I was feeling sadistic.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-01-30 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have any fresh bandages with me, we'd need to go to the Clinic.

[yes, it's rather gross and is that bone?. jfc, it probably is]

Yeah, no wonder. You sure you don't want me to magic that shit up?
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-01-31 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
If it was trouble, I wouldn't have offered. Now gimme that arm. [she sounds much nicer and much more caring than her words say. as usual]
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-01-31 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhh. Only to certain people. Lucky you, you get to be one of 'em. [and she takes his arm, places her hand next to the wound, and closes her eyes to concentrate. and slowly but surely, muscle and flesh start to knit back together]
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-01-31 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[it is pretty cool. and useful! if only he'd quit needing it so often, but she knows better]

I dunno? Tell me to smile more? Imply that I'm stupid? Those are the two big ones.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ehhh, it's cool. she's glad she can help him like that]

I guess so. We're doomed. Doomed to get along, no matter what! But that's cool, I don't mind.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, if it was trouble I woulda said so a long time ago. It's no trouble. So put that outta your mind right now. [she moves to flick his forehead]
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-03 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[damnit, one of these days she's gonna get him in a surprise hug (or surprise headlock or forehead flick)]

I get having things. Hell, I have things. But it really is cool. I like that I can help like this. It's kind of a big ol' middle finger to the whole Reaper thing, you know?
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[she'll likely need it. but who's calling whom a nerd? ;) ]

It's what I do best. Telling the forces of authority to go fuck themselves. It's fun, yanking their chains.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-04 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[she thought so]

Ehhh, I got that out of the way back home. Tried to keep people from dying and yeah, totally blew up in my face. Here, I figure I can get away with it.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Absofuckinglutely. I am having a ball telling the forces of authority to go fuck themselves. [a pause] Well, except for Pell at the Clinic and Newt at the Lab. They're cool.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-05 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhh, I'm sure Pell doesn't mind. [a pause] Well, he cares, but that's 'cause you're a roomie and he cares about you and worries when you get hurt. But, like, the stuff you do? You're gonna get hurt. And I can only speak for me, but I've accepted it.
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[personal profile] toiletseat_girl 2019-02-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. There sure isn't. So I guess. . . put it out of your mind as best you can, so you can focus on what needs to be done.

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