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two ; text
hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends
voice;
[Let her take a deep breath. You're gonna kill her, buddy.]
How hot is this girlfriend that you totally have? Scale of 1 to 10.
voice;
[This is the worst thing that could ever happen to him.]
Her names, uh- [Quick, first thing he can think of-] Gre...ta. Greta. You know, old fashioned.
voice;
Where's Greta from? Shame you two aren't together in Hadriel.
voice;
[Pause.]
Six. Eden Six. She's a supermodel.
voice;
[what do you mean she's not convinced]
How'd you even meet a supermodel from Eden Six?
voice;
[This is so convincing?]
I met her on a business trip.
voice;
What's she look like? Besides being an 11.
voice;
What can I say? She's got dark hair. And it's- uh, long. Super long.
voice;
Sure, buddy.
What's her name again?
voice;
[He scoffs.]
Gritta.
voice;
You mean Glenda?
voice;
[He... corrects...]
voice;
[obviously.]
voice;
[...right?]
voice;
Gre-- [wait a minute.] Rhys, really.
voice;
voice;
voice;
[Well, that's an incredulous tone if Rhys has ever had one.
(He has)]
I'm not dating Gren.
voice;
Makes a girl wonder.
voice;
voice;
voice;
[Excuse u, Lilith, he's onto you.]
-you're just messing it up to confuse me!