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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[pighead]

yeah and theyll be called

wait for it

pocket rockets

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[hybridification]

Oh my god.

That's it.

That's the million dollar idea. You and me, we're gonna make it big.

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[pighead]

we have a bright future ahead of us bro

glad to be in business with you

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[hybridification]

You know, if we weren't in Murdercave and the economy actually existed again.

But hey, it's a good idea. Let's table it for whenever the next god brings back capitalism.

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[pighead]

well be the first millionaires in hadriel

its good to have dreams

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[hybridification]

Awesome.

We should expand past condoms too I mean, those are a great jumping pad but we need more stuff to really seal the deal.

ifyouknowwhatimean

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[pighead]

dude are you proposing a sex toy business

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[hybridification]

Are you saying you wouldn't support one?

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[pighead]

me personally?

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[hybridification]

No, the general 'you'.












I'm kidding, of course you personally.

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[pighead]

just tryin to figure out if youre commenting on me using sex toys or what

thats cool though i dont judge

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[hybridification]

Oh.

I mean, to each his own. I don't judge either! You can do whatever you want, man.

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[pighead]

thanks man thats cool

our successful future business partnership is assured