two ; text

[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

text;

[dedikated]

[ After looking at this mess of a post ]

... Think I need to make a sex ed syllabus.

[ Ho---ly fuck. ]

text;

[pighead]

yeah this is kind of alarming

text;

[dedikated]

I underestimated the differences between worlds way too much. Jeez.

text;

[pighead]

some of these guys dont even know what stds are

text;

[dedikated]

[ and, in the clinic, there is the distinct sound of someone hitting their head off a table. ]

Make that leaflets too.

text;

[pighead]

and free condoms please

text;

[dedikated]

We're on it. [ provided no one from the clinic pisses off the gods while requesting. ]

text;

[pighead]

love u guys