hadriel | two ; text

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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or get it stuck INTO by crazy?? natch

or uhhh put crazy in your mouth?? im not judgin

didnt your mother tell you not to put strange things in ur mouth anyway

sure but if i listened how would i ever have fun

fair

but make sure u wrap whatever u put in ur mouth too crazy or not
that's how you catch stuff too bud

oh yeah i do try to

but to be fair im usually the crazy haha

well

same but
considering what weve got on pandora people are pretty lenient w crazy

oh sweet i gotta find a way to get there

where im from people are all like 'take your medication' and 'you can get real weird' and 'hey man its not cool to stage elaborate fake murders'

its lame

oh come on. what's a little bit of elaborately staged murder between friends????

that IS lame.

right?? youd think theyd appreciate my creativity and hard work

but no it was all just screaming and yelling

LAAAAAAAME

if you try it again i will judge completely objectively scouts honor

I'm using executive veto power here when it comes to murder pranks. That goes for both of you.

awww youre no fun chris!

Okay, first off, not true.

Second off, that better be an agreement.

fiiiiine, fine, no fake murders

[She's so disappointed look there's even a short row of sad emojis.]

its like you dont want us to have any fun at all

Pretty sure you're both smart enough to come up with other fun, bro.

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