hadriel | two ; text

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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well knitting isnt

ok cool how old are you

idk i have some really great knit sweaters back home.

old enough to find your attempt at metaphor pathetic.

ok but the fact that you wont say pretty much means youre underage

and that's awkward

if my age matters so much why post about sex somewhere public where literally everyone can see it?

it's called common sense.

everyone should know about safe sex

underage kids too

but underage kids dont need to know about me jerkin it

some of us actually pay attention in health class thank you.

then maybe you should have asked my age before you talking about how much you jerk off if that was really you're biggest concern.

and ftr some of us don't like to share our age with creepy old men even when we are legal.

[ Or legal-ish, it's complicated okay. ]

looks like a lotta people here didnt have health class at all

but hey kid im 20 so if im old to you thats pretty worrying

i'm not one of them.

then you're actually not that much older than me. but for all i know you're a creepy old man saying you're 20 to get your rocks off.

dude im not making you talk to me feel free to stop at any time

you could try to avoid making arguments with holes so big i could drive a semi-truck through them too.

uhh if winning an argument i didnt know we were having is that important to you its all yours

forget it.

ok cool totally forgotten

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