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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[pighead]

well it doesnt like just dangle all the time

you gotta keep that shit locked up

do your tits get in the way?

[64th]

yeah all the fucking time

if i don't have a sports bra it hurts when i run or jump
can't wear button up shirts
can't sleep on my stomach
can't fit in tight spaces

they look really good in like
everything

but sometimes it's annoying

[pighead]

whoa i didnt realize boobs were such a burden

but i mean its worth it though right

they look great

[64th]

So great

I used to have small ones but I like these better. Sometimes the Capitol isn't 100% terrible

[ hope you don't mind oversharing, Josh. because Cashmere is an oversharer. ]

[pighead]

hey as long as youre happy with em

youd know way better than i would

[64th]

what would you do if you had boobs for a day? your own personal set

[pighead]

wear a low cut shirt and get free stuff

also probably grab them a lot tbh

[64th]

You're a smart man, have people told you that before?

[pighead]

pretty much all the time

what would you do with a dick for a day

[64th]

Masturbate. And have sex. Lots of both.

[pighead]

cant argue with that youre a smart woman

[64th]

also peeing while standing up seems cool

[pighead]

best part is writing your name in the snow

[64th]

that's not real

[ she's from the desert what does she know ]

[pighead]

its totally real

ill show you if it ever snows again