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- arya stark,
- ashley,
- bianca,
- bigby wolf,
- bruce banner,
- carlisle longinmouth,
- cashmere,
- chris,
- damianos of akielos,
- dean winchester,
- emily,
- gren,
- inquisitor trevelyan,
- johanna mason,
- josh washington,
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- laurent of vere,
- lilith,
- maketh tua,
- mello,
- miriam day,
- rhys,
- ruby,
- the alcohol demon
two ; text
hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends

[text]
thats pretty weird dude
and i room with a hooker
so id know
i know these things
[text]
man why do you room with a hooker though
is there one here
is she hot
[text]
cause the rent is cheap and hes super nice
hes not here though
i guess????? if youre into dudes
[text]
probably idk
i guess what with the lack of economy or currency here itd be pretty hard to be a hooker anyway
[text]
maybe but i still miss him
hes a cool dude
not as cool as barnaby but close
[text]
whos barnaby
[text]
i mean
things were bad when i left
but hes fine hes totally fine
[Have a picture of a giant dog devouring a boot. Miriam has put a flower crown on his head. Barnaby doesn't seem to mind.]
thats barnaby!!!
[text]
wait...
uhhh
i think maybe you showed up in one of my dreams & i don't mean that in a creepy way
[text]
the cave thing
are you a jerk or was that just a bad dream?
[text]
sorry
[text]
thats pretty awful
[text]
it was messed up
i miss them
[text]
do you wanna pet barnaby
[text]
does he like beef jerky cause ive got some
[text]
come over you can pet him
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where are you guys at
[text]
the bar duh
[text]
im gonna come pet the fuck out of your dog
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awesome dude okay
youre not so bad
[text]
but im fun at least
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i mean you cant really help what you dream about
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