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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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whoa dude

do you eat babies

not cool

i meant for the monsters

oh

man thats a relief we dont need any more cannibals here

youre making it sound like were part of the donner party

oh did you miss that one time they replaced all the meat in the shops with human meat

that was a thing

oh believe me ive heard. once or twice. at least.

what i want to know is if theyll ever replace it back, or if they have already since no one seems to know that either

well there's meat in some of the food in the shops again

you could try it if you wanted

if you turn into a monster well all know

thanks but no thanks, i dont need to join the ranks of the wendigos

yeah man thats not recommended

a little bad for your health, i know

you catch on quick

thinking if i didnt id be dead already

yeah probably

learning curve here is pretty messed up

you mean the part where we can go from alive to dead in under 60 seconds?

yeah

and the monsters

and these weird microwaves

what the fuck did i miss about the microwaves

microwaves

the greatest mystery of hadriel

maybe you could investigate it

that sounds ominous

nah i mean theres just all these weirdass lil buttons

dont most microwaves have those

yknow

all the buttons no one uses

sure but the ones at home never froze my food

ok point taken

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