pighead: <user name=yevon> (when the scum begins to circle the drain)
Josh Washington ([personal profile] pighead) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-27 07:25 pm
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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends
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blowyoudown: (you wanna say that again)

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[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-05-31 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Of all the things you could be worried about.

[There's no emoticons but he's eyebrowing so hard.]
pighead: <user name=yevon> (everybody loves a winner)

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[personal profile] pighead 2016-06-01 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
hey man everybody should be worried about safe sex
blowyoudown: (well then)

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[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-03 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying.

You're really gonna prioritise this over whatever the hell else the gods do. Just to be clear.
pighead: <user name=yevon> (waxed my chest)

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[personal profile] pighead 2016-06-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i cant affect what they do but i can affect whether my friends get knocked up
blowyoudown: (just kill me now)

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[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. Have fun with that.
pighead: <user name=yevon> (it's a big scene)

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[personal profile] pighead 2016-06-07 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha im totally gonna
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me not to call you when we find condoms

;)
blowyoudown: (well then)

[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-06 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm flattered.
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
If we're stuck here, we might as well find a way to keep entertained. People start to get really bitchy when they don't have enough sex.
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[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-06 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Better than some of the coping mechanisms I've seen back home.

[Even if he knows a few people it very much didn't work for.]
64th: (my mother cried the day i was born)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-06 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's your coping mechanism?
blowyoudown: (i've been awake for two days)

[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Cigarettes, alcohol and one hell of a healing factor.

But I know a guy who does prostitutes and alcohol. Not the greatest combo for him.
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[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with prostitutes? Or alcohol?
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[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-13 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Beating on them when you're so drunk you can barely talk? Unless that's okay where you're from.
64th: (that wasnt an invitation to keep talking)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
He sounds like a real winner.
blowyoudown: (suuuuure)

[personal profile] blowyoudown 2016-06-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, let's just say there was no one getting upset over him hiring them.

[...technically true?]

He's not a bad guy when he's sober. It's just... rare for him to be.
64th: I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said. (with all due respect)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-06-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I get it.
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