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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[barbarus]

my world lacks these gloves
obviously, this one does too

you are aware that not having sex is also an option?

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[pighead]

sure man im not having any sex right now unfortunately

but my friends deserve to be able to get down if they wanna

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[barbarus]

so long as they have these sex gloves of yours
perhaps they could petition the gods i’m sure issues like this rate highly on their priorities

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[pighead]

yeah thats a good idea the gods might help us out here

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[barbarus]

unless of course they prefer fertility
many gods do

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[pighead]

well lets hope not cause unless theyre gonna give us diapers and babysitters and shit this place isnt ready for babies

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[barbarus]

on that we agree

in the meantime perhaps your friends could find lonelier ways to relieve themselves
there is always a choice to be made

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[pighead]

no worries man im sure were all jerking off all the time over here

its more fun with a partner though

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[barbarus]

yes it is
provided you accept the consequences.

provided your friends do, i mean to say

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[pighead]

hahaha i wish it were me

im gonna find some shit for em so they dont have to worry