pighead: <user name=yevon> (when the scum begins to circle the drain)
Josh Washington ([personal profile] pighead) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-27 07:25 pm

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends
murderpotato: (This is my smolder.)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-06-04 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
half the people here are fuckin teenagers, im glad none of them want to fuck me

and it aint like theres really ANYBODY around here thats all that fuckable

we aint exactly swimming in choice ass if you didnt notice
hybridification: (12 ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛs ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴋᴜʟʟ)

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[personal profile] hybridification 2016-06-05 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then this is kind of a moot conversation, isn't it?

Nobody's getting any for the foreseeable future. :(
murderpotato: (And then there's this asshole)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2016-06-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah rip to all our sex lives or some shit

those of us that had fuckin sex lives to start with anyway
hybridification: (ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʙ.ᴀ.)

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[personal profile] hybridification 2016-06-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
yes rip to me specifically