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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[pighead]

not yet but maybe the gods can make something

[notjustinthemirror]

you really gonna trust them? They didn't know people needed to eat. I doubt anyone has talked to them about the birds and the bees.

[pighead]

you got a stash of condoms somewhere dude?

[notjustinthemirror]

nope. im just forewarning you to not be surprised when everyone gets pregnant with demon monster babies from them.

[pighead]

im gonna name mine frederick

[notjustinthemirror]

I hope Frederick does you proud.

[pighead]

course he will what freaky monster baby wouldnt

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm not one to judge, he's your monster baby. Gotta teach him good values and the importance of eating people you don't like.

[pighead]

fredericks gonna eat all the best people im proud of him already

[notjustinthemirror]

if he starts gnawing at my ankles I'm gonna set him on fire. Just fair warning.

[pighead]

no worries i bet frederick will be immune to fire

[notjustinthemirror]

your genetics that good are they?

[pighead]

i'm assuming the demon monster that impregnates me will be super badass