two ; text

[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[pighead]

man why you gotta be like that

bigfoot has feelings too

[torrefied]

Even if the so-called Bigfoot did exist, it's highly unlikely it's sentient or self-aware enough to understand feelings.

[pighead]

more like youre not sentient or self aware enough to understand feelings

[That burn may have been too sick for this situation.]

i mean hes just trying to live his life out in the forest

[torrefied]

I am not going to dignify this increasingly absurd conversation with any more responses.

[pighead]

awesome that means i win

a victory for bigfoots (bigfeet?) everywhere

(not here.)

[torrefied]

[BOY is it irritating to let that last comment stand, but Mello holds back on his impulse to get the last word in, because this incredibly banal conversation has already gone on for too long and taken up too much of his time.]