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kate galloway; ([personal profile] dedikated) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-30 08:23 am

t h r e e . ( TEXT ) . fire in the hole when you touch me down there

[ Hadriel, now with double the sex posts for half the price! Kate has spent far too many hours in the clinic muttering to herself about how she can't believe she has to go over this shit with you all. Probably going to end up creating some sort of super-STD with this shit JESUS. ]

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) or Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) is an infection passed on during sexual intercourse. Left untreated they can result in serious health problems or death. They can be prevented by not having sex, or by using protection such as condoms.

I'm in the process of writing a leaflet with information on the practice of safe sex, which will be available in the clinic next week. To make sure no one is in for a nasty surprise, any information about STIs from your home would be beneficial.

Attached: STI_list_prev.doc


[ In the meanwhile, she's going to be at the clinic compiling more notes and muttering under her breath about how clueless people are. ]

[[ note: i have movers coming tomorrow. Shit might get langsam. ]]
firstorders: (What is your dysfuncton?)

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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I would imagine pointing out that no one wants to become pregnant in a place like this would be a good starting point for the women and as for the men, I think a vivid description of the more exotic strands of Chii'lowki rot which causes the genitals to rot off a pretty effective means of persuasion.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really need any more explanation than that? Large scale necrotizing wounds on the genitalia from exposure to the secretions the Chii'lowki utilize in sexual reproduction. I believe it is supposed to stimulate the ovulation cycle or something to that regard. Suffice it to say, I know better than to attempt unprotected sex though once more, I'm wondering why exactly anyone would be doing that when we should be attempting to find a way out of this predicament.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-06 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering I have yet to see Chii'lowki wandering about, I don't think you need concern yourself with that particular eventuality.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself but please do not direct anyone who has questions about it to me.

And if that was supposed to make any kind of sense, I'm afraid you have failed the mark spectacularly.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-07 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Visions of what, exactly? Though I suppose the acceptance of most any impossibility is an adequate survival technique in this place.

[He still wasn't convinced about the whole deity thing himself but was wise enough to keep that to himself.]
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-07 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally I would say such things are ridiculous drivel or mass hysteria. But I suppose here, anything is possible.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-09 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, I fear that is little more than wishful thinking on our parts.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-09 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
True but if I keep assuring myself that this is all just some long coma-induced nightmare and that I will come awake back in my berth or in medical then maybe it'll keep my morale up.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
What? No, of course not. I was simply using it to illustrate my point of how much TIME I have been trapped in this dreadful place. I've never had a single nightmare where it stretched out over the course of a month so this is obviously not some horrible, drawn out nightmare.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-16 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I understand. And I supposed technically, if I were in a coma, I probably wouldn't be aware of it. Though I certainly don't recall anything truly untoward happening to me before I became here.
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[personal profile] firstorders 2016-06-17 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Kriff, I hope not. This is officially the worst leave I've ever taken.
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