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hadriel2016-06-04 12:55 am
amos_moses) wrote in hadriel2016-06-04 12:55 am
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Two | Video | Earworm
[The video opens to view Amos perched on top of a mostly-crumbled building. He’s grinning widely, but it’s the kind of guilty grin that suggests while he finds this funny, he knows other people won’t be happy. There are several jabberjays around him, pecking at crumbs he’s scattered around on the rooftop.]
Ya’ll, I am so, so sorry. I really wasn’t thinking.
[See Amos has this bad habit of trying to teach all animals he comes across tricks, as one does with treats and too much time on one’s hands. Little things, like teaching a parrot to wolf-whistle, a dog to shake paws, a squirrel to bow...all in return for food. He’s slightly more successful at it than your average trainer, simply because he can explain the desired nonsense behavior.]
[As for the jabberjays, only two actually like him, so he’s been playing with them and teaching them small things, different phrases in different languages, a Latin prayer or two, and the occasional children’s song.]
[This was probably not the song to teach them, in retrospect.]
[Amos points at the nearest bird, and it happily starts singing in a lovely woman’s voice:
This is the song that never ends…!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was!
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…!
[The rest of the birds take up the chorus, in the different voices of the inhabitants of Hadriel, and Amos doubles over with laughter. People are going to kill him for this but Lord help him it’s hilarious. This is what he gets for having watched that singalong puppet show with the farm animals as a child….]
NOTE: Most of the birds will only repeat this once or twice, but the two that hang around Amos will repeat it back if you sing or hum it or offer them breadcrumbs.
Ya’ll, I am so, so sorry. I really wasn’t thinking.
[See Amos has this bad habit of trying to teach all animals he comes across tricks, as one does with treats and too much time on one’s hands. Little things, like teaching a parrot to wolf-whistle, a dog to shake paws, a squirrel to bow...all in return for food. He’s slightly more successful at it than your average trainer, simply because he can explain the desired nonsense behavior.]
[As for the jabberjays, only two actually like him, so he’s been playing with them and teaching them small things, different phrases in different languages, a Latin prayer or two, and the occasional children’s song.]
[This was probably not the song to teach them, in retrospect.]
[Amos points at the nearest bird, and it happily starts singing in a lovely woman’s voice:
This is the song that never ends…!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was!
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…!
[The rest of the birds take up the chorus, in the different voices of the inhabitants of Hadriel, and Amos doubles over with laughter. People are going to kill him for this but Lord help him it’s hilarious. This is what he gets for having watched that singalong puppet show with the farm animals as a child….]
NOTE: Most of the birds will only repeat this once or twice, but the two that hang around Amos will repeat it back if you sing or hum it or offer them breadcrumbs.
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[He, worked for chain gangs.]
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Well, that sounds tedious.
[And wouldn't serve much purpose. Amos will work hard, sure, but only if there's a good reason for it. Working just to work...? Nope.]
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How is splitting rocks useful, praytell?
[No, really, Amos wants to know.]
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[Obviously.]
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.....and why are smaller rocks useful?
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I see. Thanks for your suggestion. I'll take it under advisement.
[Amos is chuckling a little: he's very amused. Thank you for being so entertaining, Mello.]
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[Or, you know. Anything. Ever.]