hadriel | 第6: esteemed emily #2

[When she starts, Emily sounds a lot more chill than last time. This is actually because she's feeling low still thanks to Ash and Josh being gone, but it manifests in a calm, almost indifferent tone.

Which is probably for the best, given how many people she pissed off last time, and the fact that she's not out to do that anymore. (Sorry, Rage, but she's not interested in skin cream made of actual human beings holy shit.)]

Before anyone jumps down my throat: chill. This is actually a really interesting question.

Just one, yeah. I got three total after the first edition of this, but two of them were really easy to figure out the senders of, so in the interest of respecting their privacy, I already replied to them and I'm leaving it at that.

[Thanks for the tic-tacs, Sans. Stay smarter than before, Bianca.]

Anyway. Here's what I have for today:

Emily,

Why are humans so awfully complicated and what can I do to understand them better?

Additionally, do you have a dream? If so, what is it?

Okay. This is something we're all dealing with here, so it's hard to tell who this is from.

So. Why are humans complicated? Because we're human. We're people, which isn't the same thing, right? Like, I think of the non-humans here as people. Intelligent life. That kind of thing. So I guess the answer is, because we're alive and we can think and feel, or whatever existential BS you believe in.

What can you do to understand us better? Talk to us. Don't be a dick. It's really not that hard.

[Never mind the fact that Emily is one of those humans who will take offense to just about anything if for no other reason than she's not having a good day nine days out of ten. Give her time, she'll come around.

But moving on.]

I'm not going to tell you my dreams. They're mine, and that's really fucking rude of you to ask. It's super personal. I barely even tell my friends what my dreams are. Like, okay, I get you're trying to be friendly, but if you think we're close and you're really curious, come talk to me about it, don't put it in the box outside the shop and expect me to answer it for all of shithole cavetown to see.

[Like goddamn do you want the gods to get more to torture her with?]

Anyway. That's it. Peace out or whatever.

[And that's that.]

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gee, you're right. i'll get right on that

[y a w n]

You probably should. You're not particularly good at it.

[Wow this motherfucker is rude.]

i appreciate your critique

from the bottom of my heart

[It's true. He pretty much is. He's also pretty unapologetic about it, in a passive-aggressive, odd way that still fails to acknowledge it directly.

It's kind of a shared trait he has with others who have a similar background. Two of whom are actually here with him.]

If that's true, I have four other things I'd like to critique. Whenever it's convenient for you, of course.

[THIS MOTHERFUCKER. If she cared, she'd be upset. Since she doesn't, she's amused because this guy is clearly serious here, holy shit.]

i'm gonna need a while to process this. you know how it is with people and changing things about themselves

Yes, most are very resistant to it. They see it as a personal attack instead of an opportunity to be better than they are. It's a shame.

Edited (icon) 2016-09-10 18:22 (UTC)

right? i totally get it, though

[...and that's actually true. She's always right, after all, so people need to start listening to her and not taking it personally.

Even if it's meant to be a personal attack.]

If you do, then you're rare. Revel in that if you're the type to see scarcity as a form of value.

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