００３。「VOICE」

[beanstalk]

[ Will Kanda ever use something beyond text and voice? WHO KNOWS. He's a little breathless, very likely from fighting the new horde of zombies that have come to encroach on underground his home, but when he speaks? When he speaks, there's not a hint of irritation or exhaustion, rather the exact opposite of it.

There's definitely groaning off in the distance as more slowly make their way toward him, but he has a moment. ]

Fear, is this honestly the best you have? [ There's a smirk in his voice as he's definitely grinning widely off screen. ] You know, when someone poses a challenge, you ought to actually step up your game.

This is still weak.

Comments

voice;

[cashlin]

Dickhead.

...

You're right, though.

voice;

[beanstalk]

Of course I'm right. [ Totally ignoring the name calling because HE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS!! ]

voice;

[cashlin]

Again: dickhead. [IN CASE YOU DIDNT HEAR!!!!!]

But zombies are so... I'unno, old hat. He coulda gone scarier.

voice;

[beanstalk]

[ TOTALLY IGNORING THAT AGAIN!!! Has he mentioned he likes to irritate you, Lilith? c: ]

Are they? Wouldn't know, the undead are something else at home.

voice;

[hotspurred]

Still your tongue if you cannot think before you speak!

[Guess who doesn't find it the slightest bit amusing.]

voice;

[beanstalk]

[ Oh hey Henry. Sup. He hasn't seen you since he, uh. Well, he tried to kill you... No grudges, right?

Kanda's being completely serious, though. ] Fuck that, I'm not going to just kill zombies and then twiddle my thumbs while waiting for what they feel like doing next.

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[hotspurred]

And if Fear should grant your request, what of those here who cannot fight, or fight as you can? Shall you defend them all from the further danger you have placed them in?

[Because he doesn't think so, given how much concern this post displays.]

voice;

[beanstalk]

I'll actually be surprised if Fear does, first of all.

[ Though obviously he can't, considering... he doesn't care?? Honestly the only reason he's protecting the underground spiral houses is because he lives in one of them. He was at the orchard earlier, because he rather likes that place.

If he actually had someone to protect, it would be totally different, but he doesn't. ]

It's been four days. If people who can't fight are still stupid enough to wander outside in this chaos, that's their own problem.

voice

[turbulentwind]

[This is giving Rashid some serious "Found Footage" vibes.]

You sure you should be stirring the pot like that?

[And here he thought Fear only told crappy campfire stories.]

voice

[beanstalk]

[ Man that sounds like some odd show the Science Division would put on for shits and giggles. It could go either way, good or bad. ]

I don't see why not, he's obviously been slacking. [ Kanda no that's not a good reason... ]

voice

[turbulentwind]

I think I've already had enough of the undead and their smell. Not sure if Fear is trying to scare us or drive us nuts.

[Seriously these guys stink.]

voice

[beanstalk]

Not like burning them will make that go away, unfortunately. Nor does being stuck in a cave.

[voice]

[circumitus]

You too, huh?

[It shouldn't come as a surprise that she isn't the only one to threaten Fear.]

Hard to consider this impressive when these things are so easily flammable. [Which is perfect if you can cause them to combust into a fiery fate.]

[voice]

[beanstalk]

[ Oh thank god someone who agrees with him! It's definitely refreshing in this sea of Kanda why. ]

Are they? I suppose that's definitely one way to take care of them. Make a bonfire.

[voice]

[circumitus]

Saves on ammo and other resources, too. Plus cleans up the mess.

Sort of.

[Burnt, crispy corpses littering the streets is better than rotting corpses, right?]

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[beanstalk]

Eh, it'll get the job done in some regards, anyway.

[ pause ]

Even if cutting through them is therapeutic.

voice

[murderpotato]

Can you fuckin' not?

[Is he the only person here who isn't down with the fucking miniature zombie apocalypse? And who the fuck looks at a piece of shit like Fear and says 'you know what, you should step up your game. Really put some effort into making our lives hell'.]

Re: voice

[beanstalk]

[ He probably was, though not really. No one said Kanda was totally rational with his challenges either. It'll probably backfire...eventually. For now, though? Furthest thing from his mind. ]

Nah.

voice

[murderpotato]

So are you just fuckin' stupid or trying to be an asshole?

[This is a nonexclusive or, it is entirely possible for this shit-talking motherfucker to be both. That's actually what Gren would put money on, if anyone was taking bets.]

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[unitas]

He's still getting what he wants, Kanda. [ no matter how 'weak' it is. ]

audio

[beanstalk]

Likely. [ From those unable to fight, sure. But that was only a portion.

He knows Fear can do better, though. He might be totally judging him against Rage, though. ]

audio

[unitas]

And, personally, I'd rather he didn't step his game up. I can handle a lot of the things he's thrown at me, but it does sort of... [ she stops, uncertain how to explain without sounding incredibly weak. ] ...build up after a time.

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[lingeringfear]

You know, not everything is about you.

voice

[beanstalk]

[ Man you're a killjoy, Fear. ]

Not saying it is, I'm saying the undead is unoriginal.

voice

[lingeringfear]

To you, maybe. It could be original to someone else.