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[lingeringhope]

You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.

My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

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[ishotyouuu]

oh fkuc yeah im gonna enjoy the SHIT outta thesse

u guys want some cuz theres gonna be a TON

[Surprisingly magnanimous of you, Wade.]

[lingeringhope]

While the offer is appreciated, we do not consume food in the way that you do.

[ishotyouuu]

lame

wheres the fun in that

u mena u guys cant get drunk either

[WADE DO NOT PERSUADE THE GODS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE ON THIS WORLD TO GET DRUNK]

[lingeringhope]

Delight likes the effects on you, but alcohol would have entirely different effects on us. Likely none.

[ishotyouuu]

thast fuckin bullshit man

what do u guys do for fun then

[lingeringhope]

At the moment, I have no time for fun.

[ishotyouuu]

no offense but maybe thats y ppl here think ur uptight

maybe if u cut loose a little every now and then people would like u more

just a suggestion

[Because you're the ideal person to talk about getting people to like you, Wade.]

[lingeringhope]

I spend all my time keeping you alive. If I cut loose, you'll probably all starve and be eaten by monsters.

[ishotyouuu]

not all of us ;)

srsly i get it

its no fun being the babysitter

espceikally wjhen the ppl ur wwatching hate u

im jussayin it wouldnt kill u to try a little tenderness every once in a while

maybe get to know us a ltitle more

i mean were in this mess together theres no reason we gotta be shitheads to eahc other right

[lingeringhope]

I have tried. What would you suggest?

[ishotyouuu]

can u call me

drunsk fingers are drunk

[lingeringhope]

Ah, you are impaired.

[And he switches to video.]

Is this better?

[Video -1/2]

[ishotyouuu]

Yeah that's--

[2/2]

[ishotyouuu]

[....

.......]

Holy shitballs dude. Is every god in this place a fuckin' hottie?

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[skelebro]

easy there, buddy.

[ishotyouuu]

worried about our stash there bro

[skelebro]

you just seem to be starting early.

[ishotyouuu]

hey its noon somewhere right

whats early anyway

[skelebro]

you gonna be okay dude?

[ishotyouuu]

Dude all I'm doing is having a drink.

I don't remember there being any laws against that.

1/2

[skelebro]

[He's startin' to pick up on the "proper grammar" thing bein' something of an indicator as to Wade's mental state. That's not really all to the good, he's thinking.]

[skelebro]

[So he plays it off in the only way he knows how.]

well, lemme know if you want a drinking buddy.
i'm all bones, so it doesn't take long for me to catch up.

[ishotyouuu]

[Sans plays it off as cool as he can, but an alcoholic knows when he's been caught. It was that unpleasant panic curling in his stomach that made him fire off that knee-jerk text, and now he wishes more than ever that he could take it back-- not for Sans's sake, but for his own.

He's tripped up; let the mask slip, and now there's a very real danger that his actions will be held under more scrutiny from now on. He'll have to be careful. If he screws up one more time...]

nah its fine

i was actually thinking about taking a walk or something

i mean ur welcome to come with if u want

[skelebro]

usually i hate walking on principle.
but that actually sounds pretty good right now.

[What is this???? Effort????? Wow someone take this away from him immediately]

[ishotyouuu]

[And instantly, Wade feels a rush of guilt, as hot and potent as a sudden onset of nausea. Whether he knows it or not, Sans has called his bluff with his extremely rare and incredibly magnanimous offer to accompany him, and the failed attempt at taking advantage of the skeleton's lethargy leaves a bitter and disgusting taste in the mercenary's mouth. But even more pressing is the feverish desire to maintain the facade; to lead Sans on as though everything was normal and not do anything that could be considered suspicious.

He'll hate himself for it later. He always does. His only means of sanity just takes priority here.]

id love to have a walking buddy dude

just let me know where u wanna meet