seventh. text.

[torrefied]

Consider the following exercise in critical thinking, if you can tear yourselves away from gossiping about each others' love lives long enough to put some actual thought into formulating an answer:

If you had never before encountered a being like yourself before - a human, for example, or however you classify yourself - what would you most want to know about these beings? What are the most important concepts that are fundamental to your existence?

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

id probably mostly wanna know if they were dtf tbh

i mean what else is there 2 kno abt a person amirite

[64th]

That is a good question

[ishotyouuu]

nice 2 kno theres a gal after my own heart

i mean srsly when do we get the god of the old in and out up in this bizness

[64th]

Love is the last god, so we might be in luck.

[ishotyouuu]

well for my sake i hope she or he is as blind as they say or im well fucked

and not in the good way either

[64th]

I think there's someone for everybody. And when there's not... well, that's why we've got the oldest profession.

[ishotyouuu]

eh

that kinda things not really my bag tbh

im not a huge fan of going where im not invited

[If that were true you'd never do anything, Wade.]

[64th]

[ she actually likes that answer, so good job, Wade ]

A good rule to live by, but there is some fun being places when you haven't been invited

[ishotyouuu]

oh ive been inside tons of places i havent been invited, thats no problem

being inside people when i havent been given an invitation tho

never seemed like itd be all that fun

sexually i mean

[Because no one's really asking you to stab them, are they Wade? In the literal sense, that is. Paying for sex has never been an easy thing with him, anyway. The first time he tried it--whoops-- he ended up with a steady girlfriend. When it comes to keeping emotions out of the act of bumping fuzzies, he's pretty much a failure.]

[64th]

hahhaa

it's not great from the receiving end. But sometimes you have to do what you have to you.

[ishotyouuu]

hey, i aint judgin

had a gf who was a working girl

gotta pay the bills somehow right

[64th]

Yeah. exactly.

I've tried to bargain with sex before but people seem more
ashamed about it outside of home. no one wants to be the guy who made a girl give him a blow job for a hot shower

so that's a nice change

gently threadjacks

[torrefied]

[jfc people]

You do realize this is all public, right.

[ishotyouuu]

maybe they were just intimidated by what u were bringing to the table ;)

[torrefied]

"DTF"?

[ishotyouuu]

u kno

down for a little afternoon delight

dipping the wick

burping the worm in the mole hole

[Wade who the fuck do you think you are, Eric Idle?]

[torrefied]

If this is meant to be an explanation, you're seriously failing at it.

[ishotyouuu]

well maybe ur failing at picking up what im putting down

ever think of that

c'mon ur an adult

im sure u can figure it out

[torrefied]

Unless you're talking about hand-dipped candlemaking, "what you're putting down" is utter nonsense.

[ishotyouuu]

wow now hes getting NAUGHTY

geez dude tone it down there are kids here

[torrefied]

[OK, this + the comment thread with Cashmere = Mello's finally putting it together.]

You're referring to sex.

[ishotyouuu]

HOLY SHIT U GOT IT TELL HIM WHAT HES WON HARV

it only took u 10 minutes dude was it rly that hard

please never let him live this down

[torrefied]

[Since this isn't video, you can't see how Mello is burning with embarrassment - but he is. This seems rather obvious in hindsight, and he feels like he should have been able to guess it sooner.]

When you insist on speaking in absurdities, yes, it's difficult to understand what you're attempting to communicate. That shouldn't be a surprise. Try being more direct.

your wish is my command

[ishotyouuu]

spoken like a guy who foregoes using his dick over using a DICTIONARY u nerd :p

wait are u even a guy its hard to tell

:') yay

[torrefied]

And if I cared about whether you could tell, I would have made this a video broadcast.

[Buuuuut anonymity is much better, in Mr. Paranoid's opinion, so.]