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[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

Comments

[cashlin]

speaking of justice

[here it comes.]

If your buddy Chris somehow died tragically this week i assure you it was completely heroic and didnt involve a skate ramp mishap

[pighead]

lbr if chris dies at any time there's a 90 percent chance i'm gonna assume it was a skate ramp mishap

last 10 percent goes to accidentally dropping his phone on his face and killing himself somehow

[cashlin]

what if he dropped his phone on his face.... while ON a skate ramp??

[pighead]

ill make sure to lie and tell everyone he died doing a sweet kickflip

its what he would have wanted

[cashlin]

rip chris died shredding
we knew him well

[pighead]

make sure to bring some real shitty beer and well pour one out for him

[cashlin]

Delight's pretty accomodating we'll ask her for something bad

[pighead]

some good old milwaukee's best or pbr

or whatever's shitty where you come from

[cashlin]

[She has literally never heard of any of those.]

bathtub psycho bandit gin that somebody spilled blood in, got it

[pighead]

wow ok thats way more badass than pbr

like real blood??

[cashlin]

really real blood
we got all sorts of types on pandora

[pighead]

bad. ass.

pandora sounds cool

[cashlin]

if you're badass enough to last longer than a couple days? yep, it is pretty cool.

[pighead]

oh im definitely not but still. badass.

man who was talking about pandora? the pong guy?

[cashlin]

['pong guy' takes a second, but.

yep.

rhys.]

yeah, pong guy's from my universe. I doubt Rhys has ever set foot on Pandora tho, all those corporate guys work somewhere far far away from all the guns they sell

[pighead]

is there like a limited quantity of cool and you got all of it and he got none?

[cashlin]

he tucks his tie into his pants.

draw your own conclusions, buddy.

[pighead]

thats sad

im sad for him

[cashlin]

im not, he brought it upon himself. ties dont tuck themselves dude

[pighead]

yeah but you gotta be in a pretty dark place before you start tucking your tie

maybe someone should get him some help

oh hey totally unrelated but do they have what not to wear on pandora

[cashlin]

are you volunteering??? [smiley face emoji. you're welcome josh]

I havent heard of that show, but it sounds like something he should be on.

[pighead]

yeah totally im a great and helpful person whos super good at that stuff

[cashlin]

im a vault hunter not a fashion consultant, don't look at me

[pighead]

whats a vault hunter

[cashlin]

[you're making this hangover so much more pleasant, josh.]

there's all sorts of stories about alien treasure on pandora. they say it's all kept inside something called a vault. everybody dreams about what's in the vault, but only vault hunters like me actually go out looking for it.