hadriel | two ; text

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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What? No way.

I've got game! I've got so much game. I just... well I thought that people- I mean, this is Murdercave, not season 83 of Big Brother!

Oh my god.

I've been spending so much time with Gren, hiding for my life... I lost sight of what was really important.

its ok

you can still change things you can fix your priorities

you can get your game back

i believe in you

Yeah... yeah, I've just gotta refocus is all. Switch from Low Budget Horror Sequel 3 to a funny, yet uplifting romantic comedy where the monsters are just distractions from my lovestruck goal.

Or a porno. Less effort that way, but I feel like that can fall back into horror too quickly.

if this ends with you fucking a monster im not taking any responsibility for it

You know I think I saw this one show once-

you know what, let's not go there.

Can we go back to talking about neon rocket condoms? That was a not-depressing part of this conversation.

im always down for a good neon rocket condom conversation

especially if it keeps you from making bad choices

So, how do the rockets factor in? I don't really think we should use jet propulsion anywhere near that kind of anatomy.

rocket shaped

rocket patterned??

Ooh, shaped, I like shaped. It can have little wings on the back part. And be like, red at the top and on the wings and silver everywhere else. Nice.

yeah and theyll be called

wait for it

pocket rockets

Oh my god.

That's it.

That's the million dollar idea. You and me, we're gonna make it big.

we have a bright future ahead of us bro

glad to be in business with you

You know, if we weren't in Murdercave and the economy actually existed again.

But hey, it's a good idea. Let's table it for whenever the next god brings back capitalism.