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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

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[dogsanddaughters]

PREEEEACH IT

seriously cause reasons

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[pighead]

wait arent you like 12

cover your eyes

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[dogsanddaughters]

im fifteen!!!!!

and buddy

pal

its way too late for that

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[pighead]

thats still underage im pretty sure i could go to jail

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[dogsanddaughters]

for advocating safe sex?

thats pretty weird dude

and i room with a hooker

so id know

i know these things

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[pighead]

for talking about sex

man why do you room with a hooker though

is there one here

is she hot

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[dogsanddaughters]

youre world is weird man

cause the rent is cheap and hes super nice

hes not here though



i guess????? if youre into dudes

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[pighead]

your world is weird

probably idk

i guess what with the lack of economy or currency here itd be pretty hard to be a hooker anyway

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[dogsanddaughters]

is not!!!

maybe but i still miss him

hes a cool dude



not as cool as barnaby but close

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[pighead]

well maybe if his life sucks too hell show up here

whos barnaby

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[dogsanddaughters]

i guess

i mean

things were bad when i left



but hes fine hes totally fine


[Have a picture of a giant dog devouring a boot. Miriam has put a flower crown on his head. Barnaby doesn't seem to mind.]

thats barnaby!!!

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[pighead]

oh man barnaby is awesome!!

wait...

uhhh

i think maybe you showed up in one of my dreams & i don't mean that in a creepy way

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[dogsanddaughters]

oh


the cave thing




are you a jerk or was that just a bad dream?

[text]

[pighead]

both

sorry

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[dogsanddaughters]

sorry about your sister

thats pretty awful

[text]

[pighead]

yeah

it was messed up

i miss them

[text]

[dogsanddaughters]

[What is she supposed to say, other than sorry?]

do you wanna pet barnaby

[text]

[pighead]

yeah thatd be sweet

does he like beef jerky cause ive got some

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[dogsanddaughters]

he loves people food!!!!

come over you can pet him

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[pighead]

oh man awesome there should be more dogs here

where are you guys at

[text]

[dogsanddaughters]

there should!!!!! dogs are the best

the bar duh

[text]

[pighead]

haha man good thing they dont check id here

im gonna come pet the fuck out of your dog

[text]

[dogsanddaughters]

truuuuuuue



awesome dude okay

youre not so bad

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[pighead]

nah im pretty bad

but im fun at least

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[dogsanddaughters]

thats okay i know lots of bad people