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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[64th]

i mean just look at her

i wouldn't trust her with my dick if i had one

[pighead]

i would but ive been known to occasionally make bad decisions

[64th]

if you end up dickless or dead don't come crying to me

[pighead]

itll be nobodys fault but my own

[64th]

this is unrelated

it's kind of related

dicks are really weird. doesn't it get in your way?

[pighead]

uhh

not really

in the way of what?

[64th]

stuff

sitting, walking, sleeping. i don't know

it's right there in the middle of things

[pighead]

well it doesnt like just dangle all the time

you gotta keep that shit locked up

do your tits get in the way?

[64th]

yeah all the fucking time

if i don't have a sports bra it hurts when i run or jump
can't wear button up shirts
can't sleep on my stomach
can't fit in tight spaces

they look really good in like
everything

but sometimes it's annoying

[pighead]

whoa i didnt realize boobs were such a burden

but i mean its worth it though right

they look great

[64th]

So great

I used to have small ones but I like these better. Sometimes the Capitol isn't 100% terrible

[ hope you don't mind oversharing, Josh. because Cashmere is an oversharer. ]

[pighead]

hey as long as youre happy with em

youd know way better than i would

[64th]

what would you do if you had boobs for a day? your own personal set

[pighead]

wear a low cut shirt and get free stuff

also probably grab them a lot tbh

[64th]

You're a smart man, have people told you that before?

[morphinum]

dont worry no ones been castrated in seven in over fifty years were real proud of ourselves

[pighead]

are you sure

theres no way cash would possibly lie about something like that

[morphinum]

shes not from my district she doesn't know shit

[pighead]

huh ok whats your district like then

[morphinum]

Too Many Trees

[pighead]

oh sweet so is it like lumberjack paradise

[morphinum]

sure if u wanna work all the time to meet quota

[pighead]

id look super hot with a big ol lumberjack beard

that sounds lame though

[morphinum]

you'd look like an asshat

it was. but it was home.

[pighead]

lbr i look like an asshole most of the time

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