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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[kickingand]

because babies are the actual monsters we all need to worry about

[pighead]

im glad you understand

[kickingand]

from the looks of it, someone should

[pighead]

can you imagine all those babies running around the murdercave

thered be even more murder

[kickingand]

itd be a feeding frenzy

[pighead]

whoa dude

do you eat babies

not cool

[kickingand]

i meant for the monsters

[pighead]

oh

man thats a relief we dont need any more cannibals here

[kickingand]

youre making it sound like were part of the donner party

[pighead]

oh did you miss that one time they replaced all the meat in the shops with human meat

that was a thing

[kickingand]

oh believe me ive heard. once or twice. at least.

what i want to know is if theyll ever replace it back, or if they have already since no one seems to know that either

[pighead]

well there's meat in some of the food in the shops again

you could try it if you wanted

if you turn into a monster well all know

[kickingand]

thanks but no thanks, i dont need to join the ranks of the wendigos

[pighead]

yeah man thats not recommended

[kickingand]

a little bad for your health, i know

[pighead]

you catch on quick

[kickingand]

thinking if i didnt id be dead already

[pighead]

yeah probably

learning curve here is pretty messed up

[kickingand]

you mean the part where we can go from alive to dead in under 60 seconds?

[pighead]

yeah

and the monsters

and these weird microwaves

[kickingand]

what the fuck did i miss about the microwaves

[pighead]

microwaves

the greatest mystery of hadriel

maybe you could investigate it

[kickingand]

that sounds ominous

[pighead]

nah i mean theres just all these weirdass lil buttons

[kickingand]

dont most microwaves have those

yknow

all the buttons no one uses