hadriel | two ; text

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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VAUGHN.

VAUGHN WOULD BELIEVE ME.

Josh would too.

And.... Ax...ton...

(don't ask Axton)

nah man

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT GOING INTO BUSINESS WITH YOU.

who the fuck is vaughn

he sounds fake

so youre 0 and 2 for real people who think youve seen a tit that wasnt in a fuckin magazine

sorry kid

Uh fyi he's my bro and he's going to be living with us soon he will absolutely confirm.

I'VE SEEN REAL LIFE BOOBS BEFORE, GREN.

ill believe that when i fuckin hear it

and were they tits that you didnt have to pay to see

You're the worst.

and that's a no if i ever fuckin heard one

but hey dont fuckin beat yourself up about it rhys

youll lose it one day

Oh, shut up, you're just sad because nobody wants to bone a dude with one arm and a soul patch.

half the people here are fuckin teenagers, im glad none of them want to fuck me

and it aint like theres really ANYBODY around here thats all that fuckable

we aint exactly swimming in choice ass if you didnt notice

Then this is kind of a moot conversation, isn't it?

Nobody's getting any for the foreseeable future. :(

yeah rip to all our sex lives or some shit

those of us that had fuckin sex lives to start with anyway

yes rip to me specifically

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