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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[torrefied]

I'm almost surprised no one else thought to make the suggestion.

[pighead]

i think they all found a bunch of other stuff to say

[torrefied]

Yeah, I noticed that. You'd think people with a vested interest would be more committed to finding practical solutions to something like this.

[pighead]

maybe theyre embarrassed to ask for stuff like that

[torrefied]

[FFS JOSH]

If you're not mature enough to be responsible about sex, you're not mature enough for sex, period.

[pighead]

man if that were true wed never have gotten the show 16 and pregnant

[torrefied]

You do realize you're proving my point, right.

[pighead]

thats classic entertainment that contributes to society

[torrefied]

Contributes to the downfall of society, sure.

[pighead]

what you got against 16 and pregnant

theyre just trying to live their lives

[torrefied]

With very few exceptions, 16-year-olds are poorly equipped to take care of themselves, much less another person, much less an infant.

[He, of course, is one of those rare exceptions, having taken off on his own just before his fifteenth birthday and turning out just fine - if by fine you mean becoming a murderer and working with the Mafia before he was even eighteen, and dead (by his own plan) at twenty. Live fast, die young, bad Mels do it well.]

[pighead]

you know im pretty sure thats actually the point of the show

classic entertainment

[torrefied]

I stand corrected. You are what's contributing to the downfall of society.

[pighead]

hahaha pretty sure ive heard that one before

[torrefied]

If separate objective entities have arrived at the same conclusion, it's reasonable to infer that it's true.

[pighead]

idk about that i mean lots of people believe in sasquatch but that doesnt make him real

[torrefied]

People who believe in Sasquatch aren't objective.

[They're probably delusional idiots.]

[pighead]

man why you gotta be like that

bigfoot has feelings too

[torrefied]

Even if the so-called Bigfoot did exist, it's highly unlikely it's sentient or self-aware enough to understand feelings.

[pighead]

more like youre not sentient or self aware enough to understand feelings

[That burn may have been too sick for this situation.]

i mean hes just trying to live his life out in the forest

[torrefied]

I am not going to dignify this increasingly absurd conversation with any more responses.

[pighead]

awesome that means i win

a victory for bigfoots (bigfeet?) everywhere

(not here.)

[torrefied]

[BOY is it irritating to let that last comment stand, but Mello holds back on his impulse to get the last word in, because this incredibly banal conversation has already gone on for too long and taken up too much of his time.]