hadriel | two ; text

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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Way to look out for the community. And your friends.

[She's teasingly serious; this sort of thing really isn't a problem for her, but this is a sentiment she can get behind.]

im a giver

always lookin out for the little guy

[Fine she'll use text; dirty puns work fine either way.]

Are you talking metaphorically or literally.

Because if it's the latter don't sell yourself short like that.

[Gotta keep up that fuckboy aesthetic, sorry Ruby.]

whoa no way i promise im no little guy

all metaphors up in this joint

[Keep on keepin' on, Josh.]

Good to know.

How's the protection search going?

not so great

have you seen all the people who dont know what a condom is

im worried

A lot of people here seem to be from the good old days.

I'd be a little worried some people might not even know what germs are at this point.

[Says Ruby, who was born in the 1300s. That's how you get the plague, okay.]