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two ; text
hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends
safe sex
remember to always wrap it before you tap it
so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them
no glove no love my friends
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always lookin out for the little guy
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Are you talking metaphorically or literally.
Because if it's the latter don't sell yourself short like that.
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whoa no way i promise im no little guy
all metaphors up in this joint
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Good to know.
How's the protection search going?
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have you seen all the people who dont know what a condom is
im worried
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I'd be a little worried some people might not even know what germs are at this point.
[Says Ruby, who was born in the 1300s. That's how you get the plague, okay.]
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think about all the people not washing their hands after they pee
im never shaking hands again
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What's your name, anyway?
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whats yours
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that sounds like a stripper name
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Now if I was named Brandy you might've had a point.
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im full of awesome business ideas today
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Apparently your true calling is entrepreneurship.
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[Ha, demon deal jokes.]
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a businesswoman
were sure to succeed now