001 | (this is so not what she) texted

[cowardley]

[ hey, look, it's a picture of a brightly colored phallic fruit from Sorrow's orchard.  it's laid out  on a cutting board next to a second brightly colored phallic fruit that has been cut into, and clearly chewed up and spit out.  next, is a selfie of ashley, her nose wrinkled in disgust. ]

The only room this 'fruit' could possibly be used in is the bedroom!!!  
Y U C K

[ and several minutes after the post occurs, out in hadriel, in the ud house, ashley screams in horror. that was not at all what she wrote. someone save her. call ghostbusters! burn the phone!  oh god, or maybe just kill her! ]

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[skelebro]

Few and far between. And I think they were pretty much on the tail-end of the bell-curve.

[One, maybe two if he's feeling generous. But he doubts that spatiotemporal manipulation is a typical thing for the human race. If it was, there'd be a lot more kerfuffle.]

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[cowardley]

...So, is everyone where you're from, uhm, like you? [ She's really not 100% sure how to ask about it, to be honest. ] Uh, skeletal, I mean.

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[skelebro]

Nah, just me 'n my bro.

[They're the only two that...

Well.

It's best not to think about it.]

Most everyone's some kinda monster, though. We got ghosts, we got singing robots, we even got a one-eyed fish who kicks everyone's butt when she's feeling up to it - so all the time, basically.

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[cowardley]

A one-eyed fish that can kick everyone's butt? [ that's a bit of a mouthful, but she grinning widely. she has a lot of questions, but knows better than to pry too much. ] That sounds like a pretty Disney group of characters you've got down there.

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[skelebro]

We're a motley bunch.

[He shrugs. Humans' reactions to this kind of thing are always kinda priceless.]

Dunno what kinda scale you have for this sorta thing.

[Since she seemed to latch onto Undyne, fish puns are now relevant.]

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[cowardley]

[ she narrows her eyes at the pun, but the grin never leaves her face. ] I don't think I coral for that!

[ no, she loved it ]

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[skelebro]

[He is loving this right now. Man, who knew Hadriel was full of so many great punsters?]

No? Thought you would'a crossed the finish line by now.