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lilith "ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ" cashlin ([personal profile] cashlin) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-08-17 11:04 pm

04 | video, based on a true ooc story tbh

[As much as Lilith's got a distaste for Fear, she loves any excuse to put on a stellar performance. She's got a palm, shimmering with purple phase energy, facing up just barely in sight at the edge of the feed, to set the mood: the wicked grin on her face is cast in shadow.]

Okay, okay, I got one. Picture this. [Lilith clears her throat, and puts her best DM voice on:]

You're on Pandora-- you and your teammates are the only people you've seen for miles and miles on the barren, dry wastes. Except for the Psychos who tried to chew your leg off. Soooo... the only sane people, I guess.

You're starving. You're tired. Two of you are almost bled out, held up by painkillers and the most minor of healing injections, numbing all the nerves in your body that're telling you to turn back and to stop chasing this next kill. But, hell, if you've come this far, you're not going to stop, are you?

And. [Dramatic pause.] At last, you find it. The Mothrakk. It's the mother of all the Rakks you've ever seen on Pandora: a span of torn-up skin wings bigger than you ever thought possible, scabbed-up flesh over its terrifying bony frame! How the hell is it flying, you ask? You don't have time to contemplate that shit, it's spitting fireballs at you, raining hellfire down from the fucking skies!

Whoops. [She's knocked the camera over while gesticulating mid-story. (You do have time to contemplate, apparently.) Lilith clears her throat and resets the camera before picking the tale right back up again.]

Over an hour of fierce battle, third degree burns, burnt-out rocket launchers, and exploded rover turrets later, the beast is dead. You've all won. The horrible creature comes down like a meteor, and it shakes the earth where it falls... a mile away.

[Lilith's phase energy blinks out.]

You walk all the way there, and it's only dropped a white-level gun.

[Is she gonna go th-- yep. She is.] A Tediore.

Dun-duh-duuuuuuun.
attagirl: (13)

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[personal profile] attagirl 2016-08-18 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
-- yeah, but hold up.

[ oh god. axton actually looks kind of affronted here. ]

Tediore guns are awesome.
attagirl: (pic#8407557)

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[personal profile] attagirl 2016-08-18 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Lilith.

They explode.

They are literally exploding guns. What is there not to love about that.
attagirl: (3)

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[personal profile] attagirl 2016-08-18 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hold up here. he's doing some mental arithmetic. ]

I thought Tediore guns exploded on purpose.
skelebro: (i've been waiting by your grave)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-18 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heyo, Lilith. Have a skeleton. Believe it or not, he's not actually like this to contribute to the spooky atmosphere.]

Is the scary part the part with the flying thing, or the gun?
unfollowing: (it was just a prank)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-08-18 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck

wtf is the point, this is somehow worse than fear's shitty story
skelebro: (southern man better keep your head)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-18 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, people keep askin' me that, and it never gets old.

[That's sarcasm. Might be hard to tell, because he doesn't stop grinning like, ever.]
unfollowing: (the blood is symbolic i guess)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-08-18 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
so just buy grenades from now on? idk what to tell you, i'm not into monster-hunting in my spare time

private

how are things with maketh
skelebro: (sansye shrug)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2016-08-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Magic. 'S a life-saver.

[Ha-ha, literally!]

Think you could'a done without the accompanying music cue. Kinda killed the spooks a little.
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

private forever - also cw gore and blood talk??

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-08-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG does nobody in this shithole know how to talk about this shit

the next time i die will be because of idiots like you staring the person they're into in the face and whining about how you just don't know what to do. my fucking blood pressure will sky rocket and my heart will explode in my chest

goddamn
turbulentwind: (get off the phone)

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[personal profile] turbulentwind 2016-08-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't call this story scary, but...]

That would be really frustrating if you endured all that and your victory's spoils are terrible.
turbulentwind: (alternate / tweeting)

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[personal profile] turbulentwind 2016-08-18 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds more rage-inducing than fear, yeah.

Unless the gun shot out ghosts. That could be pretty scary.
prazerbutterfly: (Not really worth it)

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[personal profile] prazerbutterfly 2016-08-18 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[While Tyki could also use his spoopy purple energy of Dark Matter he's just using a lantern so kindly provided even if he's barely visible.]

Your world sounds like somewhere I could never get bored. But seeing as I don't know guns to a specific brand explain to me what is wrong with this Tediore. Otherwise your story is ruined for me.
unfollowing: (it was just a prank)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-08-19 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
what a coincidence, she also didn't know what to do with that, that's why she told me

idk why this is so fucking hard for you two, you're both clearly into each other
hearthebell: (Put on your doll faces)

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[personal profile] hearthebell 2016-08-19 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
When I first found out about this network, my initial thought was that it could be applied in ways that were useful and conducive to productivity and unity.

I suppose it's not possible to be right 100% of the time.
mismanagement: (014)

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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-08-19 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Maketh is grinning. Just a little.] All that effort and only a low level gun for your efforts? How awful. You must have been heartbroken.

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